Question for married men...

[rbnyc]

Imagine your family has very little money so you decide that there will only be Christmas presents for children, not for adults.

All the stockings get hung anyway, but you know the plan is only to fill the kids' stockings. You and your wife are not going to exchange gifts.

On Christmas morning, you see that there is something in your stocking. It's wrapped in brown paper and marked XXX. Your wife tells you to look at it later.

After the kids go to bed, you open it up. Your wife, who is an excellent writer and a little "freaky" has written you a very personalized volume of porn.

How happy are you?

[HopeHoops]

1. Depends on how little she's wearing and what happens next!

:evilgrin:

I get those notes in plastic Easter eggs.

[rbnyc]

2. Ohhh...

...I'll have to remember that for Easter.

[HopeHoops]

3. Are you the female in the equation? The eggs work both ways.

:evilgrin: I leave naughty notes too.

If you are the female in the equation, I recommend going with really exotic pornographic writing and back it up with attire and actions. But hey, I'm a guy so OF COURSE I would recommend that.

For the record, I've been with my wife 26 years and married 23 1/2 of those. We're doing SOMETHING right.

[rbnyc]

4. Good Plan.

;)

Who needs money?

And yes, I'm the female. I've been coming into the office early to work on my husband's "story." It's HOT!

BTW, we've been living together for 14 years and married for 7.

Happy Holidays.

[HopeHoops]

6. Hell, I'm going to have to get savage on my wife when she comes home from work now.

Shit. I won't have time. She only has about half an hour today before she needs to suit up for karate and I'll need WAY more time than that. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. (*sigh*)

Go for it, girl. He'll love it.

- Bad Santa

[reflection]

5. I would love it.

Thoughtful, sexy, imaginative, stimulating. What's not to like?

If it referenced something that we had not experienced before that would be even better.

But regardless, I would dig that in a big way.

[HopeHoops]

8. Ooooh - nice twist!

"To boldly go where no man has ever gone before..."

[reflection]

11. reminds me of a comedy routine I saw once

Don't remember the name of the comic... but he said he didn't want to have sex with a virgin. Said "let Captain Kirk go where no man has gone before."

[EOTE]

7. Rather?

I'm very difficult to buy gifts for, I typically tell my friends that showing up is gift enough because the last thing I need is more stuff cluttering the house. I generally tell my SO the same thing, but something like that would be awesome. Of course, what follows could be even better.

[rug]

9. I'd need to read it to give an intelligent comment.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. On a theoretical level, I'd be very happy. On a practical level, I don't think she'd write porn well

so there's a good chance I might not like hers.

If she asked you to ghost write it, though, I bet it would be amazing!

[cbdo2007]

12. If the story was about me and wife I would love it....

if it's just some random story about her hooking up with a group of firefighters, I would definitely NOT like it and would question her wanting to be with me. :) ha ha

Own up to some cool fantasies you and he have never done, but make sure it's stuff you will actually do cause he's going to be wanting some action and will probably want to act out what's IN the story. Once you put the idea in his head that the idea has crossed your mind, he'll see it as fair game.

I would much rather get this than whatever my wife probably got me. Anything original and inexpensive is the way to my heart, and probably most guys.

[Efilroft Sul]

13. I'm so happy that I can't wait to break out my Yule log.

Hey, you asked.

[rbnyc]

15. LOL (nt)

[cherish44]

14. WRITTEN porn for guys?

seriously? How do they hold a book and turn pages with one hand?