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Edited on Thu Dec-23-10 01:52 PM by cherish44
1. To the city snow plowing crew: You left a 3 foot wall of snow blocking my driveway and I had to put it in 4 wheel drive, back up and gun it through the wall of snow to get to my garage...on second thought it was kind of fun
2. To the dollar store: You were out of vanilla and I really needed some.
3. To my mom: That cat vest you got me for my birthday was really "old lady" looking. I've explained to you I like REAL cats not cat statues, cat clothes, cat pictures, cat toilet bowl brushes, cat coffee mugs etc...I know it comes from the heart, but please!
4. To my dad: Stop telling me my heating bill is going to go up $100 a month because I opted to not put in a storm window over my sink and in my bathroom (both are very small windows it's not gonna raise my heating bill that much). I like to have the option of opening the window to get some fresh air. Oh and the 4 motorcyles, 3 snowmobiles and 6 lawnmowers you have stored in my garage are keeping me from bringing in my weight bench so I can start my exercise program! (snark!)
5. To my siblings: Seriously just because I'm poor doesn't mean I don't want to go in on a Christmas present for Mom and Dad with you guys. Now my gift is going to seem really really lame after they open their new fucking computer from you guys!
6. To my daughter: I love you but you're 14 and can rinse out your own darn cereal bowl if there are no clean ones.
Happy Festivus everyone!
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