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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-10 06:19 PM
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If you really don't like somebody, is it OK to give them a disease as a present?
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-10 06:48 PM
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1. Well, it is a little harsh.
OK, maybe just a little rash.

But that's where I'd draw the line.

Wait, maybe whooping cough, but that's definitely the limit for me.

Damn it... OK... malaria....

Are you happy now? Are we done with this little game?

Alright ... dengue fever...

That's it.

I'm out.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-10 06:55 PM
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2. Give them a pillow stuffed with poison ivy
Tell them its a skin softening pillow

NO DON'T DO THIS!
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-10 08:24 PM
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3. Cold or flu, perhaps
Nothing more serious. Unless, of course they REALLY
fucked up. In that case, typhoid may be called for.

:sarcasm:

:)
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-10 10:32 PM
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4. Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.
They will remember you as long as they live!


:evilgrin:


Laura
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