Merry Christmas from MiddleFingerMom (the OTHER collection) DIAL-UP WARNING!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

Oh boy. These are edgier...

And still very funny!

Thank you.

:hug:

:kick:

[kimi]

2. Bwaaahaahaa!!!

Ya know, you're asking for it!

(for me to start posting my R-rated contributions, that is. LOL)

But, not this time.

[liberaltrucker]

3. K, wish I could R

Merry Christmas, MFM!

:hug:

[BrklynLiberal]

4. They were all GREAT..but my favorite is....

[pacalo]

5. Same here! Faaahbulous!

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. My favorites?

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The "seasons'" greetings and, of COURSE... the last one as, for my own Xmas gift to myself,
I get to flash all of you vicariously.
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Thank me, MFM.
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I'm welcome, MFM.
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[pacalo]

7. How could I overlook the family portrait, with you in your new Pinnochio boxers?!

Merry Christmas, MiddleFingerMom! I enjoy your posts -- you missed your calling as a comedy writer. You're truly gifted.

[Kali]

8. Even better, he used to do this stuff on air!

He had a really good comedy show on our local community radio station. An asshole general manager and his hired hit man, a totally unethical jerk program director terminated his show (and others). Basically because he was attending Board meetings and starting to figure out that the station was being intentionally ruined by people who valued growth and money over community.

[pacalo]

15. Are there any archived audios online that we could hear?

I bet they were funny as hell!

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. I was more anal than Richard Milhouse when it came to recording my shows...

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...as I would pre-record all my musical/comedy sets in advance and record
the whole show separately (including those sets and my live talk sets).
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Unfortunately, I really suck at not leaving things like that behind... and
unless there's someone out there that was recording them off the radio, it's
all just ancient history now.
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I spent around 20 volunteer hours a week researching and recording and
producing that one-hour show.
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It was one of the best, if not THE best job I've ever had.
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OK... besides singing in an all-original band.
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And my stint as Catherine Zeta Jones' left buttock masseur.
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Thanks, pacalo! :hug:
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[pacalo]

20. I'm very disappointed about that. Judging from how clever your posts are, they

weren't smart to let you go. I always look for your posts when I check into the Lounge.

You must keep your family laughing!

:hi:

[Kali]

18. oops

started to post several hours ago and got distracted by finishing up the cooking and then eating, just found this, I see he was already "here"

Hope you and everybody had a nice x-mas.

[pacalo]

19. We sure did! I charbroiled some steaks & barbecued some chicken earlier this evening -- damn good!

:hi:

[Esra Star]

9. Am I the only one who doesn't get #12?

Is there a quick explanation?
TIA

[pinboy3niner]

11. Season's Greetings!

I was a little slow on it, too, LOL!

[backwoodsbob]

10. just do it

is my new desktop.

whole thing is a collection of awesome :toast:

Merry Christmas :fistbump:

[sakabatou]

12. Don't forget about Frosty the Snowman

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. Somebody please cover the punchbowl until MiddleFingerMom puts on some pants

Actually, it looks like it's going to be a while. Maybe you should just dump it down the sink and make a fresh batch...just to be safe.

[Phentex]

14. mERRY cHRISTMAS, mfm!

Hope you have a fun one!

:hi:

[laylah]

17. Thank you for

the hearty laugh! O...M...G...you always crack me up; however, this one is a classic!

Merry Christmas, MFM. Thank you for all the joy/laughter you provide. :hug:

Jenn