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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-10 12:11 AM
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Factually speaking ---
Edited on Wed Dec-29-10 12:13 AM by madamesilverspurs
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb...


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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-10 12:15 AM
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1. Was interesting
until the last two sentences.

I will admit I did look at my thumb, but then I went back to reading, and completed that.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-10 12:18 AM
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2. This is a very sad story. Very VERY sad. So sad, that you may want to stop here, but...
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...staring at my thumb makes me feel (sob)... ... ... ... inadequate.
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I'll be in my bunk.
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My teeny... ... ... tiny... ... ... little bunk.
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-10 05:07 AM
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3. Hahaaa! I read every word, but I looked at my thumb for a few moments
& realized I've been cheated.

:silly:

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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-10 05:30 AM
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4. Except the women checking out my thumb, you mean.
I always wondered why they did that.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-10 05:53 AM
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5. I was looking at my coworker's thumbs
:D
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-10 02:14 PM
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6. Yeah, I wish.
I've measured three times and my thumb isn't even close to 4" long.
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