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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 01:52 PM Original message |
Help! I"m getting *old* person mail. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. OMG I thought it was just me - AARP is hitting me up too |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 02:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. The AARP card with my name on it was just *too* much. |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. I've been getting letters from the scooter store for some time now. |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
4. Did you start tying onions to your belt? |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. I keep a bunch of those cards in my car door pocket |
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zen_bohemian (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
6. haha, my DH got the AARP card, he's been getting them for a couple of years |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
7. You ain't seen nothin' yet-When I retired at 59, I started getting |
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Curmudgeoness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:21 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Thank you for the laughs. Maybe it didn't put a smile on your face, |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 04:05 AM Response to Reply #10 |
18. I wil send you some Depends coupons next time I get some... |
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Blue_In_AK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. I have friends that send me "old" jokes, too. |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
9. I got my first AARP literature |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:57 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. I was getting their mailings when I was 20. |
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txwhitedove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
11. Do you know what's worse than unsolicited AARP cards? |
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zanana1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 05:14 PM Response to Reply #11 |
22. That's the worst. |
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Silver Swan (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. I will be 65 soon. |
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GReedDiamond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
14. I'm 56, and I've been getting the same kinda stuff... |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
15. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK PREMATURELY-OLD-FUCK DAWG ASS? |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
16. I haven't gotten any offers to subscribe to Penthouse of Playboy in awhile. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 12:42 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. SCHEDULING KALEVA FOR ASS KICKING |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
19. Welcome to Middle Age........... |
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zanana1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
20. That started when I was in my 30's. nt |
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zanana1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
21. That started when I was in my 30's. nt |
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