Romeo & Juliet -- The Really Realy Reallyreally REALLY Condensed Version:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[wysimdnwyg]

1. Yup

That pretty much sums it up

[Bake]

2. Kick

:kick:

Bake

[LynneSin]

3. Damnit, you didn't point SPOILER in the title

Now the ending is spoiled for me

[DoBotherMe]

4. kick

[nolabear]

5. Niiiiice. I want the t-shirt.

[mcollins]

6. Funny because it's true! nt

[PassingFair]

7. Juliet needed a sassy gay friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnFE_NpMsE

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Catholic school field trip to go see Franco Zeffirelli's version of "Romeo and Juliet"...

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...that had a very brief (flash?) upper torso nude scene.
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Bobby. Huge ol' held-back-a-coupla-grades class bully Bobby -- who even
intimidated the teachers.
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Except for this little itsy-bitsy 4'8" nun who could freeze big bully Bobby
in his tracks with a single word.
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We were FLABBERGASTED and highly excited and SHOCKED into silence when
the unforeseen breast-flashing occurred onscreen -- immediately assuming that
we were going to be told to get up and leave right away.
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ABSOLUTE FUCKING SILENCE.
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Except for an almost-immediate and window-rattling reaction from big ol'
bully Bobby.
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"TITTIES-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-!!!!!!!!!!!"
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One soft little itsy-bitsy voice simply said, "That will be enough, Bobby."
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And it was.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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She used that line OFTEN with Bobby... and it always had an immediate effect.
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One bad-ass itsy-bitsy li'l nun.
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