SOB!!! GASP! S-O-B!

[xchrom]

tomorrow is my birthday.

:cry: :grr: :cry: :grr: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :grr:

[gratuitous]

1. It beats the alternative, you know

Unless you're just fishing for many happy returns. In which case, screw you.

[xchrom]

2. i'm shallow

every birthday is dramatically painful.

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[MiddleFingerMom]

3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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And SERIOUSLY... only YOU can decide how old you REALLY are.
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[struggle4progress]

4. Don't fall for that "less is more" bullshizz. Take this opportunity to use all your experience:

act like a gang of eight or ten or twelve five year-olds!

[xchrom]

5. i'm thinking face lift...

or sand blasting.

[struggle4progress]

6. Well, it's your face, I suppose. But I wouldn't: too many people end up with a "stretched

old drumskin" look; maybe go for the well-worn weatherbeaten look, and consider developing your wrinkles intelligently, by smiling a lot

Here's a sad story about my vanity. Back in my 20s and 30s, had a scraggly beard; never grew out to much, and wandered off every which way, but I was proud of the colors -- threads of red and yellow and black intermingled. Shaved one or twice a year for variety, but mostly just let it riot. Shaved once in my early 30s and had a pretty young coed tell me: "You oughta stay shaved: you look so much younger!" Didn't follow her advice, of course, cuz I'm not the sort that listens well. But fifteen years later, noticed some grey in the beard. And she came to mind: Aha! I thought, I'll just shave and look younger! So I shaved -- and discovered that the beard had been hiding a double chin. No way out by then, y'see: either show the greying beard or the double-chin

[Duer 157099]

11. Hah, I had a similar problem

When I lost some weight I noticed that I had too much saggy skin and wrinkles, so I promptly put the weight back on and kept it. Voila! Skin all smooth again. :rofl:

[xchrom]

7. there's no love for drama queens in the lounge

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[mysuzuki2]

8. Getting older does have one good point

you no longer have to worry about dying young.

[xchrom]

9. I want to die Fabulous! Nt

[mysuzuki2]

10. I'm sure you will

me, I like the old joke about being shot to death at age 100 by a jeolous lover.

[nclib]

12. Happy Birthday xchrom!

You are wonderful and beautiful and fabulous!! :toast:

[Kali]

13. Hope your B'Day was

Fabulous! :toast: :party: