Today, 911 operators in Tucson were swamped with frantic calls about possible wildfires.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Upon investigation, law enforcement personnel determined it was just Kali going grocery-shopping again.
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[wysimdnwyg]

1. I had a car like that once

I owned it for about two years. For the first 18 months, it spent 8 months with me driving it and the other 10 months in the shop. Calling it a piece of crap would be giving it a compliment.

[LynneSin]

2. I thought maybe you had Chili again

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. Perferated diaphram in the automatic transmission modulator.

Result: Burning automatic transmission fluid. Makes a hell of a cloud.