What is the last sentence you have uttered to another living creature?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

mine was 2 mins ago "cat, stop yelling at me!"

you?

[rug]

1. "Pass me my pants."

I just drove home from a friend's house in my swimming trunks and asked my daughter to get my pants from the back of the car.

[nolabear]

2. "Yeah, get some cauliflower!"

Hubby's store-bound and I'm veggie-jonesing.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. "Get the hell down from there!"

A few minutes ago, to cat who was snuffling around my computer stuff.

[Aristus]

4. "See you when you get home, sweetie."

To my wife, who called about 15 minutes ago. She's out shopping with our daughter-in-law.

[girl_interrupted]

46. "I love you"

to my husband

[Inchworm]

5. "I don't mind chilling, buck nekkid in the back of your car. Later"

We just got back from swimming in the river, and I shed the britches and went to wrapped towel. :D

:hi:

[Orrex]

12. Some britches never learn

You really need to wring them out from time to time.

[Inchworm]

13. It wasn't the wet...

so much as the sand.

It was like a gazillion glass shards grinding the precise parts of my body that do not accommodate such things for long :)

:hi:

[Chan790]

6. Yes, thanks.

To my roommate about 2 hours ago. Before that, it was Saturday some time in the afternoon.

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. "Out....of....my ....kitchen"

to the dog, who knows damn well what that means, and usually I just have to point my arm.
but he slunk over "the line" between the kitchen and the living room, gradually, until I caught him.

[bluesbassman]

8. Where's the Band-Aids?

I just cut my finger putting up some shelving. :(

[Orrex]

9. "If you do, you'll smash your head on the tub and spill your brains all over the floor."

But everybody says that now and then, right?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. "Dinner will be at 7."

To my husband, as I came upstairs to my study and my computer.

[Ohio Joe]

11. Will you shut the fuck up for 10 god damn minutes

Screamed at my brothers birds two minutes ago... they did not listen.

[kedrys]

14. "Evie!!"

I say that a lot. :rofl:



She steals my spot on the living room couch a lot.

[femmocrat]

15. "You're such a good girl!"

To my sweet corgi puppy.

[JoePhilly]

16. "Ok, I sent the email"

to some friends, about a beach trip.

[Bunny]

17. "Peanut is way stupider".

60 seconds ago, explaining to my daughter which of our dogs is dumber.

[ChoralScholar]

18. "Son, you need to go ahead and take a shower - bedtime's coming soon" EOM

[rurallib]

19. What a crap night on TV - I am getting on DU

[madmom]

20. "Do I want to make margaritas tonight or not?" I asked my daughter

as we were cleaning up the dinner table. It's so freakin' hot here and a frozen margarita cools from the inside out.:thumbsup:

[triguy46]

21. "That was really funny"

to my wife reading a response to a questionnaire for her 40th high school reunion. the question was "If you could be doing something else what would it be?" her response, "Getting out of Oklahoma as fast as possible."

[mysuzuki2]

22. Mine was "hey boy, do you need to go outside"?

he did. And a productive visit it was too.

[dimbear]

23. "Take care" to the grocery clerk.

Unless you count the characters in video games.

[applegrove]

24. "I love my guys" to my two cats as I petted them at the same time as they came to greet me.

[Boojatta]

25. Human, on behalf of your cat, I am offended.

[RSillsbee]

26. You'd better take those peanut butter M&Ms w/ you when you go wife

because telling you that is the extent of my self discipline.

Or maybe I told her I wouldn't date anyone that was desperate enough to go on the Bachlorette to find a man

Nah it was the M&M thing

[krispos42]

27. "Good night, see you tomorrow"

To my father.


I'd talk to my cat, but she's inert on the bed.


Either still inert, or inert again, it's hard to tell which.

:D

[Philippine expat]

28. "What do you want to drink with that"

after my wife asked me to bring her some medicine

[provis99]

29. aw, my widdle snookie wookie!

To my cat, of course.

[madinmaryland]

30. "Goodnight Honey"

[quakerboy]

31. we cant have pizza. Now we will just have sorrow for dinner.

[Duer 157099]

32. "Get off my damn lawn!"

Not really. It was to my dog, she was acting like she wanted to go outside and I said: "No you don't. You were just out."

[xmas74]

33. animal: "Quit begging!"

the kid: "Get back in bed!"

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. i have really enjoyed reading this thread

:)

[Forkboy]

35. "I'll be in touch about the show."

Said to my friend regarding the Melvins playing in Boston this weekend. Two shows, and we damn well better see one of them.

[VenusRising]

36. Cat - "Hey you...

are you mad?"

I was holding him when he wanted to lay on the couch next to me.

I'm so mean.

[Skip Intro]

37. Had to put my cat down. Kissed him on the forehead. Said "I will be with you again."

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. aww. so sorry to hear that

[Skip Intro]

39. did the same for my mother...

God, it was so hard...but she was gone...breaks my heart to think about it, but I did exactly the same thing, kissed her on the head and told her I'd see her again soon, that I'd be with her again. I don't know these souls for no reason.

[Call Me Wesley]

57. Safe passage to your cat.

Peace and comfort to you and yours.

[csziggy]

40. You want some water, cat?

That's because my insane cat will not drink from a bowl. Inside, he will only drink water freshly run from the shower. Outside, he will drink, green liquid with mosquito larva in it, but inside it has to be freshly run. If I put down a water bowl no matter how many times a day I change it, it will always have one cat crunchy floating in it, getting bloated. The cat HAS to do this on purpose, so he has an excuse to not drink that stale contaminated water. It's easier to just run the shower every so often when he asks.

[Heidi]

41. "Well, good morning! How about chicken and shrimp for breakfast?"

(To Ginger, a few minutes ago.)

[Rochester]

42. "Happy birthday, Oscar!" One of my cats turned 7.

[Iggo]

43. 'No. You suck. Oh, burn!'

[eShirl]

44. "Good girl!!!"

[WillParkinson]

45. Stop kneading on my chest!

Damn cats.

[swimboy]

47. When you're ready for some coffee and coffeecake, ring this bell.

[patricia92243]

48. "Good morning, beauty girl" - in silly voice to my toy poodle as she stretches and gets ready for

her busy day of barking at everything that moves outside of "her" windows.

[clyrc]

49. "Don't go that way, Pete, Rosie will growl at you"

Said to my dog as he tried to come over to me on the wrong side. Sure enough, Rosie growled.

[RedCloud]

50. Hi!

[progressoid]

51. "I'm gonna call the lawnmower parts guy."

[edbermac]

52. "I am no longer infected."

:o

[Deep13]

53. Happy Tuesday. ...

if that's even a sentence. About 2 hours ago.

[snooper2]

54. "See you on the call"

[RedCloud]

55. "Have a nice day!" WTF is wrong with me?

[Call Me Wesley]

56. "Fernando."

Said it to Heidi. Because she wanted some good music to listen to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

:P

Not really. She was asking me for Botero's first name:

[Deep13]

58. "You are history."

I just squashed an ant.

[av8rdave]

59. Would you like the newspaper?

On a flight commuting back to Texas. McNews (USA Today) can only amuse me for so long.

[EnviroBat]

60. "Should I see a doctor about this thing on my ass"?

[BlueIris]

61. "I love me some Florence (& The Machine.)"

:shrug:

[BlueJazz]

62. Watch Out!!..He's got a Nug.