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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 01:14 PM
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Please don't fart in the elevator!
It's an enclosed space people. The smell lingers!
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 01:27 PM
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1. Sorry! It just slipped out. Not like I was trying to do it ...
My bad.

:hi:

Bake
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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 01:36 PM
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2. Much more satisfying to clear out an entire room
than to merely drive people out of a little elevator.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 02:00 PM
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3. Unless you're on your way out, that is
No sense suffering with everyone else.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 02:08 PM
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4. I like to do that right before I get out.
SBD FTW!!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 02:29 PM
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5. I would rather have farters on an elevators than smokers who try to hide the smell with perfume
enough said!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 03:36 PM
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6. I make a POINT of farting in the elevator....
...right before getting off at my floor.
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 06:01 PM
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7. NOOOOO!
Farting in an elevator is one of my great joys in life. And I just let 'er rip too; no silent stinkbombs for me.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-11 06:10 PM
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8. More room on the outside than on the inside. sometimes you have to let go.
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