how powerful is Skinner?

[SwampG8r]

could he create an OP that is so strong even he could not lock it?
i once heard he was so fast he could shave the back of his own neck

[EFerrari]

1. I heard his ice cream does not melt.

But that's just what I heard.

[MrScorpio]

2. And his Limburger cheese is surprisingly free of stink.

Tastes great on sandwiches too

[EFerrari]

3. Now, you know that's just wrong, right there.

Just sayin'.

/ack

[aikoaiko]

27. wrong spot :(

[anneboleyn]

4. Chuck Norris is scared of HIM. That should tell you everything you need to know.

In fact, Chuck Norris set up a site dedicated to "Skinner is powerful that x" jokes (instead of the usual Chuck Norris jokes, of course).

[XemaSab]

5. We are but a dream in Skinner's mind

When he wakes up, we will all die.

[EFerrari]

6. There's waking up and there's waking up.

Don't get all Monday morning Titiania on us.

[SwampG8r]

7. like the 3rd season of dallas?

skinner has been sleeping the whole time while we were all in the shower?

[SwampG8r]

8. i heard he has another place

skinnerunderground where only he is allowed to post

[RedCloud]

9. His brother Mule Skinner can herd us like cats across Kansas, so beware.

[deutsey]

10. At a DU meetup once I saw him vaporize someone by shooting death beams from his eyes

That's why I mostly lurk on DU anymore. :scared:

[Phentex]

11. He's advising Obama as we type...

he's the most interesting man in the world.

[Swede]

12. He can crush coal into diamonds (only with his right hand ,however).

:shrug:

[Bake]

13. Which should tell you what he's been .. ahem .. doing with that hand.

No Weiner reference intended, of course.

:rofl:

Bake

[delunapark]

14. He Secretly................

Works at the Apple Store.

:freak:

[hunter]

15. The real GrovelBot is fifty stories tall and only Skinner can control him.

Just like Johnny Sokko and Giant Robo.

GrovelBot battles Righthaven.

[mysuzuki2]

16. he once punched a musician

yes, you heard me.

[mysuzuki2]

17. he once punched a musician

yes, you heard me.

[dixiegrrrrl]

19. is there an echo in here?

[dixiegrrrrl]

20. is there an echo in here?

[BlueJazz]

18. You know that New Super Computer from Japan? Skinner built it with parts from a Commodore 64.

[canoeist52]

21. More powerful than a locomotive...able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

[trof]

24. Wait...and faster than a speeding bullet? That sounds kinda familiar.

Does he also fight for truth, justice and The American Way?
In real life is he a mild mannered reporter for a daily metropolitan newspaper?
Possibly The Daily Planet?
Hmmm...
Could it be?
:rofl:

[Old Troop]

22. You evil bastards. This information was never supposed to be revealed.

[edbermac]

23. He's the 2001 monolith of DU.

Just an omnipotent force of the universe.

[Kaleva]

25. He can deliver pizzas in 15 minutes or less or the next one is free.

[nolabear]

26. I hear he put the bomp in the bomp-de-bomp-de-bomp.

The Rama lama ding-dong thing is still controversial.

[aikoaiko]

28. You think you are you, but really you are self-aware Skinner troll account .

It doesn't matter what you think you post. It is Skinner. It is Skinner always.

[LynneSin]

29. I heard the tears of Skinner could cure sex threads in DU

:D

[Arugula Latte]

30. The face of Skinner appeared on a tortilla I grilled

Weeping pilgrims lined up by the hundreds just to be in its presence.

[lazarus]

31. Skinner had to quit smoking when he gave cigarettes cancer

:D