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[derby378]

Here's some of the lyrics... :evilgrin:

You're a ho, I'm a troll
I look like Bob Dole
Asshole with no control
Let's smoke a bowl of PCP
I think we all agree
Time to hang some goblins from the highest tree
Murder in the worst degree
No goblin's gonna gobble me
I'm rabid
Watch a goblin get scatted
Goblin death is my life
Licking blood off the knife
Kissing Aragorn's wife all night
I'm a genius
Right down to my jolly penis
Got a brainium
In my little cranium
Smelling like uranium
Antebellum cerebellum
Tell the goblins I can smell 'em
I'm shroomin'
I'm not human
Your girl look just like Alfred E. Neuman
What? What?
Kiss my troll butt
Or get cut
I'm a maniac
With a fat sack of crack
Hidden in my Haddock Almanac
Burnin' up this track
Cut you no slack when you get jacked
I'm the hottest troll in the forest
My skin is mad porous
Covered in scabs full of pus
They're all about pus
That's right, I got lesions...

:rofl:

[solara]

1. Um........"Feelings"?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

2. I was thinking it was "I Write the Songs" by Barry Manilow

:rofl:

[derby378]

5. That might have been in the liner notes

I think that CD got mixed up in my John Tesh collection. Lemme check.

Ummmm...no. :rofl:

[LynneSin]

7. Maybe you were thinking Yanni - I get Tesh and Yanni confused sometimes

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

3. Was it you?

[derby378]

6. I promise it wasn't me

I have my twisted moments, but I don't think I'm that twisted. :hide:

[Inchworm]

4. ... or sumptin

http://youtu.be/httJyVUy_u8

:beer:

[nomorenomore08]

17. STONE FUCKIN ROSES FUCK YEAH

Or something to that effect...

[Richardo]

8. "Stardust"

[derby378]

9. Afraid not, sorry

Good try, though! :hi:

[sakabatou]

10. I don't think anyone knows

[Blue_Tires]

11. It sort of reads like MC Chris?

[sarge43]

12. Just An Old Fashioned Love Song n/t

[RZM]

13. I'm guessing something from Odd Future/Tyler the Creator

Just because of the all the goblin references.

[derby378]

15. You might not be that far away

Closest guess so far! :applause:

[Throd]

14. Has a certain GWAR quality to it lyric-wise.

[derby378]

16. Okay, okay...

It's Goblin Massacre by Dog Leather. No YouTube of this song, but here's a link:

http://ehserecords.com/ehse018.html

Some of the lyrics are pretty grotesque and disgusting, but I couldn't help but laugh at the snippet I posted.