What's the best place to hide em?

[struggle4progress]

Poll question: What's the best place to hide em?

[Taverner]

1. I always thought you were supposed to tie steaks to them, and dump them in an alligator swamp...

Wait...what are we talking about?

[Kali]

2. out under a mesquite tree on a warm day

preferably on a little hill

coyotes will disperse the um, you know...

[RushIsRot]

3. Where nobody will look.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Under the end zone of Giants Stadium.

For da uninitiated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giants_Stadium#The_Jimmy_Hoffa_urban_legend

[applegrove]

5. If you bury them in the forest underneath a tree they will come out all bug covered. Don't burn them

in frustration. Just put them in the freezer and the bugs will all be killed!!!

[undeterred]

6. sports bra

[struggle4progress]

8. Those things have thousands of uses!

[HappyMe]

7. Just hire somebody.

I thought everybody did!?

[bluesbassman]

9. Sacramento – San Joaquin River Delta.

Over 1000 miles. I keep a map tacked up by the front door and make sure my daughter's boyfriends understand that I know every mile of it. :evilgrin:

[saras]

10. Cement overshoes and hungry crustaceans

Some are partial to Lord Dunsany's "two bottles of relish" solution, but I'm mostly vegetarian.

A trebuchet works well, but it itself is big and difficult to conceal.

Taxidermy, if you want to hide 'em in plain sight.

[murielm99]

11. Don't we ask if Robb is a dingbat any more? n/t

[struggle4progress]

14. IIRC, that question was finally resolved, but I forget how:

Everybody here finally agreed Robb was a dingbat, or

The International Brotherhood of Dingbats immediately expelled Robb when he remembered to pay his dues, or

Robb got tired of being the Official Lounge Dingbat, and handed off the trophy to somebody else, or

Something like that

[AllenVanAllen]

12. Out in the open...

Just don't let anyone into that room anymore.

[ZombieHorde]

13. One of your best OPs yet. I voted for sausage. nt

[Aerows]

15. I don't hide em

I welcome them in my bed since I'm single.

Oh wait, I suspect this thread wasn't what I thought it was about.

Nevermind...

[csziggy]

16. Throw em in Lake Miccosukee

It's just down the road and there are LOTS of very large alligators living there. Even if somebody suspected, no one would want to try looking for em.