i don`t mind doing the washing and drying clothes but....
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Thu Aug-11-11 10:18 PM
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i don`t mind doing the washing and drying clothes but....
where in the hell do the new born baby mittens go? i had two pairs and now i have one mitten of each one. is there a mitten monster that lurks in the dryer? life is full of mystery.......
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Thu Aug-11-11 10:21 PM
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1. Try putting little stuff like that in a laundry bag.
Otherwise the underpants gnomes get it all eventually.
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Thu Aug-11-11 10:58 PM
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Thu Aug-11-11 10:34 PM
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2. Men never seem to get it.
Washers and dryers frequently eat small socks and mittens. It is simply a fact of modern life. I always wished they would eat pairs of things. Why eat just one sock?
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Thu Aug-11-11 10:57 PM
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3. it`s been awhile since i`ve washed baby clothes...about 27 yrs ago!
the cartoon "rocko`s modern life" had an episode where he had to fight the dryer monster for his socks....
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Thu Aug-11-11 11:56 PM
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sock monster. They are never satisfied!
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Fri Aug-12-11 12:07 AM
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The new born baby mittens go to purgatory.
Where everything is horribly temperate.
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Fri Aug-12-11 12:07 AM
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Edited on Fri Aug-12-11 12:14 AM by chollybocker
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Fri Aug-12-11 01:07 AM
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7. They grow up and become adult mittens. Duh. n/t
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Fri Aug-12-11 08:43 AM
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8. stuck in the sleeves of one of the shirts....? nt
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Fri Aug-12-11 10:14 AM
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9. I once put my first born son down for a nap wearing two little socks.
When i took him out of the crib after his nap, one sock was gone. I looked everywhere for it, but it never turned up.
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Fri Aug-12-11 11:06 AM
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10. That'll teach you to put the baby in the dryer...
PLEASE...gently pat baby dry or lay flat after hand washing.
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