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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-11 09:25 PM
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Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer show up at OWS protest.
Edited on Thu Oct-06-11 09:29 PM by amerikat
I can dream can't I? What an episode that could be.
Neumann would play the part of Bologna pepper spray cop.
Soup nazi food truck. Master of my own rebellion.

I've been glued to the live feeds from OWS.
I guess the stress of watching a revolution being born
made my mind find some humor.

edit to remove a word that was not needed.
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-11 06:15 AM
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1. Kramer tells the gang to GET DOWN THERE...
He says the crowds are unbelievable and they have to witness this!

Elaine has to go distribute J Peterman sleeping bags as part of a marketing scheme but doesn't want to go by herself. Jerry and George agree to go with her but Jerry says he'll meet them there. He has to stop and buy dental floss but is delayed when the store is out of the regular kind and only has the flavored kind. He ponders about each of the flavors and wonders what other flavors would make for better sales...cheesecake, pastrami, etc.

George plans to meet a woman he met over the internet at the protest. She said she was Vegan which he believes means she is part of some sort of exotic religion and will be sexually experimental.

Elaine discovers the protesters are donating their sleeping bags to nearby homeless people and is arrested when she tries to get one of the bags back. Her pictures is tweeted all over the internet.

Kramer has turned the Merrill Lynch bull into a mechanical bull and the NYPD cops are all taking turns, drinking beer and betting. He convinces them to release Elaine.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-11 06:51 AM
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2. a riot ensues
when it is discovered that KRAMERICA CEO Cosimo Kramer is in the protest area. He tries to explain that he is a member of the bagel workers union, but the crowd smells a 1% amongst them..
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-11 08:57 AM
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3. LOL
I'm laughing my ass of here!
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