Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!

[bluestateguy]

I guess I could see that, given that the wedding day can be a busy day for everyone involved, and indeed the bride and groom.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/micah-fitzermanblue/how-to-have-sex-on-your-wedding_b_983828.html

[seabeyond]

1. we eloped. no one knew we got married. no fuss, no muss.... nt

[Chan790]

2. I dunno...

but having read all of that advice, I want to find and punch the vile hate-filled shrew named Micah Fitzerman-Blue. Seriously, that guy...asshole. Going for "sassy", bullseyed major-league catty fuckwit.

Let's recap:

1.) Nobody has sex on their wedding night because nobody enjoys their wedding and the groom is shitfaced.
2.) As a Groom, you have no right to any say in the planning of your wedding...you're a prop. How dare you write me and ask me for an opinion on your opinion? Nobody gives a damn! You're not the bride! Do what you're told.
3.) You're going to die alone because there are no men worth dating left because you chose to be a good friend rather than a cutthroat bitch. The only things that make a man worth marrying are having lots of money and being really really hot...and you already lost that lottery.

Yeah...that guy...seems bitter about the entire marriage thing and pissed that he has to give wedding advice.

[fizzgig]

4. i'm glad i'm not the only who felt that way

we had a blast at our wedding. i did, however, forbid my husband from wearing a tuxedo tshirt.

[BiggJawn]

3. First marriage we'd been on the road all day after the ceremony and were TIRED.

Second marriage, we had a local suite with a jacuzzi and we went at it like jackrabbits till checkout time.

[ceile]

5. Yes.

Too damn tired. Logistics, family squabbles, timing.
The next morning...

[mcctatas]

6. i just got married in July...

In my experience, that dude is full of shit, we snuck away during the reception, after the reception and from the gift opening ;)

[Contrary1]

7. What is this, true confession time?

We laugh about it now, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't funny to my beloved groom back in 1972.

Combine one tired bride who hates to see anything go to waste with an uncorked bottle of champagne. Add one bride who is starving around midnight, and will settle for nothing less than a Frisch's Big Boy...

And you get a groom that found himself locked out of the honeymoon suite on the big night. Poor guy actually had to go to the main desk, and ask to be let back in. (I swear I didn't hear the knocking, pleading, begging...)

How humiliating that must have been for him. There was not to be sex that night, as the blushing bride was snockered big time, and also pissed at the groom for not bringing salt for her hamburger.

But, it will be 39 years next month...so I guess it was meant to be after all. :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Not true for us!

We had plenty of sex that night, the next day......you get my drift...

We were ready.

:9

[bluedigger]

9. Not true. Although it was close to one of the last times...

:rofl:

eta: Well, with her, anyways. :shrug:

[krispos42]

10. I did.

Alright, it wasn't spectacular.



Hmmm... we probably did it on the wedding morning, too, but I don't recall exactly.

[Ivan Sputnik]

11. Probably a lot don't

Often I suppose they're too tired after all the hullabaloo, and these days, the "consummation" has already occurred many times before the wedding.

[sarge43]

12. Does wedding afternoon count? n/t

[RedCloud]

13. WTF? We had sex during the ceremony!

[Nikia]

14. That's one of the reasons that we had an earlier and simpler event

We had a late morning ceremony and then had a lunch reception at a supper club that did not open to the public until 5:00 p.m. Everyone was out by 4:30 p.m. We each only had one drink so neither one of us was drunk. We had the evening to ourselves.
I always thought that a big evening reception would leave me too exhausted to do anything afterwards so I didn't have one.

[NightWatcher]

15. Didn't on the 1st, but did on the 2nd

And it's going markedly better.

So def be sure to knock one out no matter how tired

[Incitatus]

16. There are those who waited until they were married.

I hear they exist, never met any, though.

[Lionel Mandrake]

18. I never met any of them either.

The norm is for a couple to meet, date, have sex, fall in love, move in together, and maybe get married, in approximately that order.
:)

[Lil Missy]

17. That's true. The Bride and Groom want to do something different for a change.