Words of Bar Room and Bathroom Wisdom

[Joe Fields]

Some not my philosophy, but found funny, nonetheless...

If life is a waste of time

And time is a waste of life

Then let's all get wasted together

And have the time of our lives...
Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.


Beauty is only a light switch away...
Perkins Library, Duke University


Make love, not war.

Hell, do both!

Get married!
Women's restroom, Filling Station,
Bozeman, Montana


Express lane

Five beers or less
sign over a urinal
Ed Devevic's, Pheonix, Arizona


If voting could really change things

It would be illegal
Revolution books
Ney York, New York


No wonder you always go home alone...
Sign over a mirror in men's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, California


You're too good for him...
Sign over mirror in women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, California


A woman's rule of thumb...

If it has tires or testicles,

You're going to have trouble with it!
Women's restroom,
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas