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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-11 05:31 PM
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Prostitutes, Doctors, and TSA Agents: A Venn Diagram
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-11 05:53 PM
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1. Error: You can't recommend threads from this forum
:rofl:
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-11 05:58 PM
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2. The TSA agents are the least likable of the lot
And, I think, a good prostitute has more training and class than most TSA agents. In China, the people who pat you down at security checks, they are professional and efficient, not my experience in the US.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-11 06:35 PM
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3. no kidding
TSA agent shows you how to prepare your holiday turkey: http://youtu.be/UiIg3yIYmCE
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-11 06:34 AM
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7. I'm mad at you for this pokerfan
:rofl: I don't watch Conan, but if this is any example, I may have to start.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-11 10:50 AM
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9. Been a fan for a long time
But I don't see much of him these days as he's opposite Stewart & Colbert.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-11 07:42 PM
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4. Prostitutes Can Wear Playtex Gloves
If you want them to.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-11 09:59 PM
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5. or if they are smart
:rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-11 10:41 PM
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6. Um... does that cost extra?
I have a friend who's curious.
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-11 09:24 AM
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8. Just make sure your... ah... um... friend, wears his Durex glove.
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Major Nikon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-11 11:52 AM
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10. Not if you provide the gloves
So I'm told anyway.
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