You know you want a strawberry-bacon funnel cake. That's why you're going to NASCAR this weekend.

[KamaAina]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/from_the_marbles/post/Charlotte-Motor-Speedway-to-offer-the-8220-fun?urn=nascar-wp4443

Charlotte Motor Speedway has unveiled new concession items in advance of Saturday night's Bank of America 500 Sprint Cup race, including healthy options in the name of Danica Patrick and the "funnel bacakonator," which, yes, combines funnel cake and bacon....

Across the country from the Danica menu, nutritionally speaking, there's the funnel bacakonator, which is a funnel cake covered in bacon pieces and strawberry and chocolate sauces. Chocolate and bacon? Sure. But strawberry and bacon? That may be a new one.

For those who think the idea of funnel cake and bacon is a bit much (who would think that?), the track will also offer a burger with pimento macaroni and cheese and crumbled pork rinds. Behold:...

The guess here is that the line for the funnel bacakonator and the mac and cheese burger will be significantly longer than the line for the Danica-inspired food. You just don't go to a race for healthy food, even if it has Danica Patrick's name on it. Though I'm not sure anyone has ever gone to a race in the name of a bacon-topped funnel cake either.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. I prefer Belgian waffles topped with strawberries, whipped cream and chocolate sauce. With a side of

bacon, of course.