Second. Best. Spam. Ever.

[kayakjohnny]

I am Ms Rebbeca Ikem. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria.


I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file
which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to
study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and
certificate but the fund has not been release to you.


The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on
no account will they ever release the fund to you. Please this is like a
Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not
a Nigerian.


The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK
we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information,
destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank
within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your
file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you.


If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should
send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and
also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any
mistake.for phone converstion,please call me on [phone].


Regards,


Ms Rebbeca Ikem

[RebelOne]

1. That's a good one alright. More original than some of the others I have read. n/t

[City of Mills]

2. Oooh, I like it - all James Bondy

I'd hate to spend the rest of my life hiding from The Syndicate, though...

[LynneSin]

3. Looks like you're getting money and a wife out of this one

WINNING!

[kayakjohnny]

4. Little does she know that I actually am part Nigerian. Have to go way back to find the linkage.

My real name is kayakjombi.

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Damn, some people have all the luck!

[progressoid]

6. I just saw a warning in our Post Office about sending money to Nigeria

Apparently, people still fall for this? WTF?

[Doc_Technical]

7. Takin' bout

Hey now
Hey now
Ikem Ikem all day
Jockomo feena ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay!

[kayakjohnny]

8. Hahahahaha!!!!!

Sweet.

:toast:

[rug]

9. Ear worm!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yrt3Pnk9qA&feature=related

[kayakjohnny]

10. Now that's an earworm I can live with.

Catchy!

[ElboRuum]

11. I wouldn't punch the computer

You'll break the monitor, then it won't reflect anything, especially anything in my bank.

:crazy:

[crim son]

12. That's very creative. But

what continues to amaze me is the fact that the scammers haven't figured out that the word "Nigeria" sends off any alarm bells that might have remained silent had they claimed to be from, say, Lichtenstein.

[XemaSab]

13. Hell, even claiming to be from Benin or Cameroon

sets off fewer bells. :P