It's official - the rapture is now happening on October 21st. That gives us one last week on Earth

[LynneSin]

I mean Harold Camping is predicting this and I know Harold Camping knows his shizzle!

:crazy:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/14/rapture-preacher-makes-fourth-end-of-the-world-forecast/

‘Rapture’ preacher makes fourth end-of-the-world forecast

In an recent audio message, Family Radio’s Harold Camping told his followers that the end of the world will “probably” happen on Oct. 21.

Camping has wrongly predicted the Rapture on at least three occasions, in 1992, 1994 and on May 21 of this year.

“I do believe we are getting very near the very end,” Camping said in audio posted on his website. “We’ve learned that there is a lot of things we didn’t have quite right and that’s God’s good provision. If he had not kept us from knowing everything that we didn’t know, we would not have been able to be used of him to bring about the tremendous event that occurred on May 21 of this year which will probably be finished out on Oct. 21. That’s coming very shortly. That looks like at this point, it looks like it will be the final end of everything.”


But the preacher also had some good news: “There will be no pain suffered by anyone because of their rebellion against God… We can become more and more sure that they will quietly die and that will be the end of their story. Whereas, the true believers will quietly receive the new heaven and the new Earth.

[dawg]

1. Sigh.

I hope he's right.

[Blasphemer]

8. I'm glad I am not the only one.... nt

[kayakjohnny]

2. I found this bit of encouragment for Harold Camping. He must be feeling a bit down on himself.

Maybe this will help him along...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uUlOAyQsn4

[Old Troop]

3. Dammit. My Rapture Robe won't be back from the cleaners until

Oct 22nd!

[MsKandice01]

4. Hahahahahah!!

[Kennah]

10. No problem. The solution is simple. TOGA!

[Still Blue in PDX]

5. I am supposed to train people on a new computer platform on the 20th. I say screw it.

Time to write an email to my boss explaining why I am respectfully declining this assignment.

:rofl:

[Kennah]

11. Is it Windows?

[Bake]

6. As always, if you expect to be "taking off" that day ...

Can I have your stuff?

Thanks!

:hi:

Bake

[trof]

7. 'There are things we don't know, and things we KNOW we don't know.'

Channeling Donald Rumsfeld.
Wooooooooooooooo
:rofl:

[arcane1]

9. Sadly for him, he might be right on a personal level

He's not a young and healthy man, after all

[Kennah]

12. It is wise to ask now what one's company liberal leave policy is for rapture

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

13. Cool!

Then I don't have to bother cleaning my pig pen of an apartment! :bounce:

[wysimdnwyg]

14. If the rapture happens this week...

Does that mean I can get out of having to actually pay for my new house? 'Cause that would be a bonus.

[raccoon]

15. I guess we don't have to worry about SS, Medicare, the federal deficit, etc. nt

[astral]

16. I won't be ready for this tomorrow so we will have to reschedule

besides I have some vacation time I need to use up first. And a half dozen eggs.

[Initech]

17. So can we finally start laughing at this guy at midnight tomorrow?

[beac]

18. Dammit, I have nothing to wear!

I hate getting raptured in an old outfit. :(

[sakabatou]

19. And when nothing happens (again), then what?

What will his lackeys do?