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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 11:44 PM
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more weirdness in a weird month - today's selection: snake porn
first set of fornicating rattlesnakes I have ever seen, plus bonus example of color variation in this species

apologies for shitty cell phone pix - first day in MONTHS I didn't bring the "real" camera








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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 11:49 PM
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1. A little Cole Porter to commemorate the occasion:
When the little bluebird
Who has never said a word
Starts to sing Spring,
When the little bluebell
At the bottom of the dell
Starts to ring, Ding dong, Ding dong,
When the little blue clerk
In the middle of his work
Starts a tune to the moon up above,
It is nature that is all
Simply telling us to fall in love.

And that's why birds do it, bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it.
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it,
Even lazy jellyfish do it,
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

I've heard that lizards and frogs do it
Layin' on a rock.
They say that roosters do it
With a doodle and cock.

Some Argentines, without means do it,
I hear even Boston beans do it.
Let's do it, let's fall in love

When the little bluebird
Who has never said a word
starts to sing, Spring spring spring,
When the little bluebell
At the bottom of the dell
Starts to ring, Ding ding ding,
When the little blue clerk
In the middle of his work
Starts a tune,

The most refined lady bugs do it,
When a gentleman calls.
Moths in your rugs, they do it,
What's the use of moth balls.

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it,
Some courageous kangaroos do it,
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

I'm sure sometimes on the sly you do it,
Maybe even you and I might do it.
Let's do it, let's fall in love.


Also, snakes.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-11 12:04 AM
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2. ...
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-11 12:07 AM
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3. Aww, that last shot would be sweet and romantic, if it wasn't a close-up of
the bumping bits (at least I assume the operative appendages are in there somewhere; Mr. Snake does not appear to have much of a future in the size-oriented porn industry...)

Thanks for sharing - that's a cool find!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-11 12:51 AM
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4. My dear Kali!
Wow!

Well, at least you wouldn't have to worry about them biting you!

I don't know whether to laugh or be scared.........so I guess I'm both!

:scared:

:rofl:
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