MFM can actually TRAIN cats. He can only train them to do one thing -- but he trains them well.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[rurallib]

1. graduate of the MFM school of cat behavior

[sarge43]

2. Where's the bottle of beer and the remote? n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Here:

[Liberal Veteran]

3. I can train cats to do other things as well.

Advanced sleeping techniques (aka expanding cat syndrome)

The belly rub doublecross (aka please rub my belly and I'll show you what it is like to be in a bear trap)

Secondary hairball upheaval - (aka how to avoid coughing up a hairball on any surface that is easy to clean)

[Arugula Latte]

5. Hah! I fall for the doublecross every time.

No one can resist a kitty belly, in spite of the likely consequences! No one!

[pacalo]

4. That is just adorable!

[Bake]

6. Dammit, no you can't! They'll do that on their own!

Don't try to take credit for that!

:hi:

Bake

[MrsBrady]

8. my cats are well trained --

while lying on the bed I tell them to not get up and don't move.

it's amazing.

they listen.

e v e r y

t i m e.

[rrneck]

9. Staaaaay. Good boy. nt

[Yavin4]

10. What's That Cat Watching?

Must be good.

[sakabatou]

11. My cat has done that