About a week and a half's worth of insomnia just caught up with me, ask me anything!

[MrCoffee]

Answers may or may not correlate to the actual question depending on whether my eyes are focusing at the time.

[TZ]

1. Why won't you join facebook?

I have a FReeper friend who asks me this all the time...

[MrCoffee]

2. Give me one good reason TO join facebook and i will do it today

it has to be a good reason, mind you.

[TZ]

3. Cause its where all the cool kids hang out

I thought you were a cool kid,Trebek.
And FReeper says we will stop talking smack about you if you do

[MrCoffee]

4. you thought wrong, sister

wrong i say!

[TZ]

5. Look at the thread about the DU facebook page

Just sayin

[edbermac]

6. When are you going to switch to decaf?

:hangover:

[MrCoffee]

7. I don't understand those words put together in that order

Switch to decaf? Honestly, that phrase makes no sense to me.

I've cut way way back on my coffee this week. Not one cup after noon, and it ain't helping.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Okay punk.

The local library has the following China Miéville books:
Embassytown
Kraken : an anatomy
The city & the city
The scar

Which one should I check out first?

[MrCoffee]

10. Wait...what?

Kracken is probably the most accessible for the first-timer. The City & The City was rough going, but worth it in the end, just that I think his writing is at it's all time weirdest in this one. The Scar is a fantastic book, but it makes more sense if you read Perdido Street Station first (they're both set in the same universe, although The Scar is a fine stand-alone novel in its own right). I just finished Embassytown and it's still fucking with my head, so I can't give any input yet. It needs to percolate for a while longer.

[Dr. Strange]

12. Kraken was the one that sounded awesomest to me.

I reading that one like a chicken on a noodle.

[ceile]

9. I'm going to Port A this weekend.

I'm tempted to take the dog and leave my man at home. Is that bad?

[MrCoffee]

11. I heart you so much, nothing you do is bad.

Well, except that thing you did that time at that place. You know what I'm talking about.

[ceile]

13. Shhhhh!!!!!!!!!

You're not supposed to mention that thing in that place. }( :hug:

[ohiosmith]

14. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

15. Like a world without tire fires, that's a world I don't want to live in

[ohiosmith]

16. May I ask another question?

[The Doctor.]

17. The quasi-intelligent invisible unicorns...

Was there also gespacho?

I also hope your cat didn't de-rez like mine almost did.

[MrCoffee]

18. Extra shellac can fix that. Or squid ink. Whichever is cheaper.

[The Doctor.]

21. I went with the lacquer.

Little brat can swear like a sailor.

[kayakjohnny]

19. I'm writing a paper called....

'Evaluation of five chemotherapeutics as potential anthelminthics against Bothriocephalus acheilognathi in golden shiners'.

Could you please break this down for me?











(Btw, spellcheck just called me an arrogant dickhead. I've never had that happen before.)

[GoCubsGo]

20. Have you tried MidNite?

I had the "wake up at 3 AM, can't go back to sleep". MidNite helped me break that pattern. When I do wake up in the middle of the night, it puts me right back to sleep within an hour. Wish I had tried it long ago.

[applegrove]

22. Watch that insomnia MrCoffee. It can lead to depression if it is chronic.