Why did the chicken cross the road?

[TrogL]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/10/20/BAKA1LK5U0.DTL

[trof]

1. To hold his pants up.

No...wait...
That's why a fireman wears red suspenders.
I dunno.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. To get from the left to the right.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get from the left to the right."
"Stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank."
"He ain't a chicken no more."

[LynneSin]

3. Trying to avoid Teabaggers and join the local OWS

:D

[struggle4progress]

4. Because that's what all the other chickens were doing

[ohiosmith]

5. When I was young, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. If we were told the chicken

crossed the road, we believed the chicken crossed the road. Whipper snapper!

[KamaAina]

6. Because the light changed?

:shrug:

[pokerfan]

7. delete

dupe

[FloridaJudy]

8. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Dr. McCoy: Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
Salvador Dali: Fish.
Werner Heisenberg: We don't know where the chicken crossed, but we know how fast it was going.

Only the last is original with me. I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress: she's one of the 99%.

[FloridaJudy]

9. Sarah Palin:

"I can see the chicken from my house!"

Damn, this is fun!

[BlueJazz]

10. A newspaper

[pacalo]

11. Because...

he was a graffiti artist & he could only draw an "x"...







:silly:

[applegrove]

12. Cause Colonel Sanders was chasing him and he wanted to warn the State

Government that Kentucky fried chicken sits on one of ALEC's panels and they were all in town?