Why I could never be a greeter at Wal-Mart;

The Doctor.

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Thu Oct-20-11 04:12 PM
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Why I could never be a greeter at Wal-Mart;

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Boojatta

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Thu Oct-20-11 04:23 PM
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1. How do we know that the two children have the same father?

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The Doctor.

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Thu Oct-20-11 05:10 PM
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2. How do we know it wasn't parthenogenesis?

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Major Nikon

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Thu Oct-20-11 05:20 PM
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3. My lifelong ambition is to become a Wal-mart greeter when I retire

I figure I might have to start out as a shopping cart wrangler and work my way up, but it would be worth it.

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pacalo

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Thu Oct-20-11 07:06 PM
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4. I'd like to be one just for the sake of checking each receipt at the exit & pretending that

I'm comparing it to each item in every cluttered cart. It's the POWER that appeals to me.

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