Funniest "good bye" posts on DU....

[JanMichael]

The funniest one I remember was the person who demanded that "Skinner ban him (or her) right now!"

And he responded with "OK."

Were there any others?

[JitterbugPerfume]

1. Good ole Walt Starr?

[trof]

8. I swear I still miss him.

Walt's was a spectacular departure.
I have absolutely no memory what it was about.
(Anybody?)
That was back when DU had PASSION!

[Bake]

2. I believe that was "right the f**k now"

:rofl:

Classic!

:hi:

Bake

[AngryOldDem]

4. And wasn't Skinner's response...

..."OK?"

:rofl:

One of the best flame-outs ever.

[Bake]

5. Short, sweet, and to the point!

"OK."

:rofl:

Bake

[petronius]

3. Aside from the peerless Walt, my favorites are those who flame out after ~30 posts

with a hair-pulling breast-beating GBCW, and all the responses are like "Umm, who are you?"

Bonus points when the GBCW uses phrases like "you people" and "I tried (to educate you people)"... :rofl:

[Bucky]

6. GBCW

George Bush Cute Whistle? Great Britain Country & Western? Gary Busey Cheap Widget?

[trof]

7. GoodBye Cruel World?

Awww...you KNEW that.

[suninvited]

9. I love the ones that post emotional goodbyes

with their reasons, and everyone is all, "okay, whatever, have a nice life" intermingled with a few "oh, please don't go" and then a few days later the departed changes his/her mind and announce their return hoping to get a bunch of welcome backs.

Narcissists..gotta love them!

[Cannikin]

11. Those people are now on Facebook letting everyone know they are about to clean out

their friends list and make big changes in their lives.

[BiggJawn]

10. I remember I used to tell the unknowns..

.. "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!"

[flvegan]

12. "I think I'm gonna lay off starting threads for a bit"

It's so fresh in my mind right now.

[siligut]

13. Then every response was sincere and comforting . . .

I hate that! One time I gave a troll a link to the DU Glossary, arg, I helped a possible FReeper with information on how to fit in.

[Phentex]

14. I'm moving to Seattle TONIGHT!..

So I won't be able to read replies.

:eyes: