I woke up with no clothes on. I think my pajamas were raptured. How do I get them back?

[ohiosmith]

[Arugula Latte]

1. You need a handy dandy "Rapture Capture" to suck 'em back down.

Just as soon as I invent it, I'll send one over.

[ohiosmith]

2. Thank you. What do I do until then?

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

3. One word:

"nekkid"

[Sanity Claws]

4. People don't wear clothes in the post-Rapture world

Trust me on this. Just go outside and don't worry about clothes.

[ohiosmith]

8. Even shoes? I'd like to wear my shoes.

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

5. Clothes? Where you're going, you don't need clothes.

[ohiosmith]

9. I'm going to my neighbor's funeral. I won't need clothes? You sure?

:shrug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. From a nekkid morning to nekkid mourning -- you DO get around!!! n/t

[ohiosmith]

15. Self delete.

[ohiosmith]

19. Self delete.

[Inchworm]

6. I can top that scene! I woke up nekkid in someone else's tipi!

Happened a week or so ago! We had a good fire, plenty of beer, and blackberry brandy.

Evidently, I was determined to maintain the fire once everyone left due to rain. At some point I went out to piss and got soaked. I hung my clothes by the fire.. then umm.. -fell asleep-

Morning came, the fire was out, my clothes still soaked and it was freaking COLD! I streaked home through the woods carrying my clothes.

Hours later after I thawed out I thought.. NOWHERE in the world this day can I imagine someone being able to say...

"I woke up nekkid in someone else's teepee"

Had some brandy and laughed about it.

:blush:

[ohiosmith]

10. Do you think my PJs are in heaven?

[Inchworm]

17. I really hope so. What else can you use Everclear in?!?

Heaven indeed.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/pj/detail.aspx
1 gallon 190 proof grain alcohol
1 (46 fluid ounce) can pineapple juice
2 gallons cherry juice
2 (4 ounce) packets sweetened tropical punch flavored drink mix powder
1 gallon water
6 apples, cored and sliced with peel
6 oranges, sliced into rounds
30 seedless green grapes
20 strawberries, hulled
4 lemons, sliced
4 limes, sliced

Somewhere or another.. our recipe requires Hawaiian Punch and a large orange Gott cooler so we can never lose our PJs.

:toast:

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. You could say, "It was really cold when I woke up nekkid and had tipi." n/t

[ohiosmith]

14. Hahaha!

[Inchworm]

16. Bwahaha!

Indeed! hehe :rofl:

:thumbsup:

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. In the increasingly bizarre possible abduction case of ohiosmith, State Police...

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[ohiosmith]

13. Where can I claim them?

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

26. That dog has the look that says 'Keep that thing away from me!'

[GoCubsGo]

18. Just get some new ones.

I'm not sure you really want the raptured ones back.

[ohiosmith]

20. They're my favorites. They have dinosaurs on them. I want them back.

:cry:

[Bake]

21. Trust me. God doesn't want your jammies.

:hi:

Bake

[ohiosmith]

23. But, they have dinosaurs on them.

:cry:

[MrCoffee]

22. I don't know, they were jammies, they had Yodas n' shit on them

That's your whole goddamn raison d' etra, ain't it, tracking down them microbes left by criminals and Commies and shit?

[ohiosmith]

24. Nice post Huffheins? And they're dinosaurs, not Yodas and shit.

[Bake]

25. I heard they were a little crusty ...

Eeeeew.

:hi:

Bake

[HopeHoops]

27. Did you get laid?

[ohiosmith]

28. Not that I recall. I think I'd remember. If, however, it was a supernatural event perhaps my memory

was erased.

[hunter]

29. Supernatural???

I'd buy a pregnancy test kit just in case.