It's 6:48PM in Benton Harbor, MI - Time for another installment of ASK MrSCORPIO

[MrScorpio]

Bringing almost fifty years of global experience in the service of your personal quest for answers about life's greatest mysteries.

As always, you may or may not like those answers… But at least you'd have the guts to ask.

Participate, or suffer the consequences of the unknown.

[taterguy]

1. Where the hell is my toothpaste?

[MrScorpio]

3. On the toothbrush, where you left it

You forgot to brush

[Denninmi]

2. So, are you in Benton Harbor?

Did you move?

[MrScorpio]

4. Nope, I just chose a random city in Michigan

It's part of the tradition of ASK MrScorpio

[Denninmi]

5. Ah, well, I'm a relative neophyte to this.

Thank you for your patience.

[MrScorpio]

6. You're welcome

GO BLUE!

[graywarrior]

7. Why do I sit for hours watching HLN and bitch about it the entire time?

[MrScorpio]

8. Because you've obviously lost the remote...

And there are not kids in the house that you can order to change the channel

[graywarrior]

10. No, I think it's coz I'm an idiot.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Dear MrScorpio:

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Just what the hell did I DO last night?!?!?!?
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And where'd this rabid armadillo come from?
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[MrScorpio]

11. Check the local crime blotter...

If none of your standard shenanigans are on it, you're all good.

and secondly, stop dating mad veterinarians.

[Denninmi]

12. Healthy vegan meal that tastes blah, or high fat/salt/sugar heart attack on a plate that's delicious

One time only -- which would you choose, the healthy meal that might be not so tasty, or the tasty meal that's not at all healthy?

[MrScorpio]

13. Just one time?

It's all about how much guilt you can swallow along with the tasty badness… If it makes you gag, eat your conscience.

Me… I go for the tasty, without the side dish of guilt… Being middle aged has its advantages.

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. Not wanting to step on your toes, MrScopio, but EHHHHHHHH!!!!! Wrong!

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The correct answer is D. Eat all the above
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[Tikki]

14. Don't you just know it?

Y/N ?



Tikki

[MrScorpio]

15. I do know...

And I'm telling EVERYBODY!

[Denninmi]

16. Oh, wise and powerful Mr. Scorpio ...

What, in your opinion, was the best song of the 1980's?

[MrScorpio]

18. If you were always on the Bolivian Marching Powder it was this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVaX7hPacIU

Since I wasn't, then it's this is the one for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGSQksfeuQ

[quakerboy]

19. Have you ever listened to the

Bill board top 10 of 1992 CD with "baby got back", "Im too sexy", and "jump", among other glorious classics?

[MrScorpio]

20. Nope

In the 90's, it was ALL Hip-Hop and Trip Hop for me

[Inchworm]

21. Is the shuffleboard table still at Grand Crossing?

Seems like that was the bar that had it :)

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

22. Nope

All gone

[kwassa]

23. Why is Michigan so fucked up?

says this boy born in Detroit a long time ago.

What happened?

[MrScorpio]

26. Bad Republicans

And worse corporate greed

[OmahaBlueDog]

24. Mr. Scorpio, have you ever been to a Burektorja, and (if so) what did you do there?

Faleminderit!

[MrScorpio]

27. If I did, I'm not telling. nt

[BlueIris]

25. O Scorpionic One...should I switch to autumn colors?

No, I won't be posting any pics.

[MrScorpio]

28. I'm a huge fan of earth tones

I approve.

[edbermac]

29. Why do baseball managers wear uniforms but other coaches don't?

Football, hockey, basketball; they all wear suits.

[MrScorpio]

32. Because you can trade baseball managers

Those other guys, just fire them

[rurallib]

30. when you go to Canada is it all cold and snowy?

[MrScorpio]

33. Canada is south of the border here

So it's always warm and tropical

[applegrove]

31. Is the 'Moneypit' of Oak Island, Nova Scotia true?

[MrScorpio]

34. Arr, matey. There be treasure in that dere hole

Me nose has a way of findin' doubloons and it tells me that where they be.

[Old Troop]

35. Is my heart about to give out?

[LiberalEsto]

36. Dear Mr. S. - will I find a job

before I get old enough to retire?

[nolabear]

37. Dear Mr. Scorpio, if you make a commitment then believe you'd do a bad job should you back out