Believe me'. Laughter would NOT be among the first 732 reactions at MiddleFingerMom's house.

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[mysuzuki2]

1. But(t), but(t), farts are funny,

aren't they?

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Every Saturday, it's chili-and-beer night at Casa MiddleFingerMom.

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Tucson Hazmat has been dispatched twice this year to investigate.
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[mysuzuki2]

4. that'll do it!

I haven't had the hazmat team dispatched to my house, but I have had neighbors in my condo association bang on the wall on occasion.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

5. Blackeyed peas do it for me

Had an entire bowl the night before a family car trip. After the first one slipped out, dad lowered all the windows. After the third one, he pulled the car over and told me to get out and finish farting. I let a few go and told him I was good...I wasn't

[pacalo]

3. That's funny, but it gave me a flashback of when I visited the apartment of a guy

I was dating many years ago. I went to the bathroom & there was a sign taped above the toilet paper holder: "DO NOT USE MORE THAN 10 SHEETS".

After pulling that number of sheets, I decided it wasn't enough! :evilgrin: