PHOTO: It's "TostaBags," for people who are TOO FUCKING STUPID to make a grilled cheese sammich.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

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[madinmaryland]

1. My wife loves Martin's potato rolls!

[OriginalGeek]

5. ha!

i love them too. having some right now in fact.



but i swear i thought this thread was gonna be about far-right republicans. i saw a T and bags and stupid. it was an honest mistake.

[gratuitous]

2. That's on Aisle 14?

I am SOOOOO there!

[kayakjohnny]

3. Wait.... We have a technicality here.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sammich

1. sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I bet when toasters were invented, some LUDDITE called people who used them...

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... TOO FUCKING STUPID to toast their own slices of bread IN THE OVEN.
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I believe Tostabags are gonna change my life.
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I wonder (get it, Wonder, hahahahaha), do you think I could use Swiss cheese instead.
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See, I'm already adapting cutting-edge technology to my OWN needs and desires.
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