Most of you know by know that "MiddleFingerMom" is simply my secret identity.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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It's also probably obvious to most of you WHICH superhero I am -- so there's
not much of a need to hide anymore.
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[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. Hey, don't leave us hanging on what your superhero battle cry is!

[Angry Dragon]

2. WHO. DID. THAT?

[nolabear]

3. Reminds me of one of my favorite Buddy Hackett jokes.

Boudreau (okay it wasn't Boudreau when Hackett told it but when in doubt make it Boudreau) was at a party when his friends decided to play a joke on him. They put a blow-up Hoochie Mama doll in the bedroom under the covers and one by one went in, spent a little time and came out saying "What a woman! Man, she's freaky!" Of course after a while he couldn't wait to have his turn, and when it came he went in, closed the door and in a moment came running out yelling "Oh my God, you were right! Freakiest woman I ever saw!" His friends, perplexed, said "Boudreau, you mean you had sex with her?" "Well no," he said, "I didn't get that far. When I bit her on the neck she farted and flew out the window!"

[nolabear]

4. Oops Dupe.