OK, my orange cat has just committed the ultimate sin. What to do?

[Brigid]

I caught him quite comfortable and sound asleep, on my new Cubs jacket!! Now there is cat hair all over it!! :grr:

[Skittles]

1. you left the jacket where the cat could lay on it?

and are now bitching about it? SCHEDULING BRIGID FOR ASSKICKING; *EGREGIOUS*

[Brigid]

2. You and what army?

*puts up dukes*

[texanwitch]

3. Anything left on a bed is a cat bed.

Hell,anything left anywhere is a cat bed.

[Skittles]

4. CORRECT

hell, my CAR KEYS were a cat bed the other day - I was almost late to work because of it :mad:

[WillParkinson]

5. Anything on the floor belongs to a cat...

Anything not on the floor will be.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. All horizontal surfaces belong to cats.

[amyrose2712]

21. Diagonal and vertical ones too if they can.

[Ikonoklast]

7. Uh...how do I put this?

You own *nothing*.

Everything you *think* you own, belongs to any feline in the immediate vicinity.

Just be thankful you are allowed to serve.

[Arugula Latte]

17. Agree. The poster needs to work on a better attitude of humble servility.

[RedCloud]

8. Get a Gator jacket orange and blue for compromise!

[Maine-ah]

9. as punishment.....

make him wear it....



:hide:

[raccoon]

10. Your cat is a dift from Dod! be thankful you are allowed to be his staff. nt

[KamaAina]

11. Hey, it could be worse.

It could be billy goat hair. :P

[Brigid]

18. Youi get a Brigid DUzy for that!

:rofl:

[Brigid]

19. Youi get a Brigid DUzy for that!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

12. Your cat knows there isn't anything worth celebrating in regards to the Cubs

so might as well put the jacket to good use

[GoCubsGo]

13. That is no sin.

Your kitty is just saying that he, too, is a Cubs fan. You should be proud of him, not mad at him. Get a lint roller and roll the hair off the jacket. Or, stick it in the dryer for a few minutes. Then, go out and get kitteh his own Cubs fleece blankie to nap on. I am sure he will appreciate that. Kitties love fleece.

[Bucky]

14. If your cat was a UnitarianUniversalist, he'd be punished BY his sins instead of FOR his sins

[krispos42]

15. You should just be grateful the cat lets you live in his house. n/t

[applegrove]

16. I guess you've probably figured a ginger cat is really a blonde underneath it all.

[Evasporque]

20. Magic Brush...from WalGreens...or masking tape wrapped sticky side out

around your hand...rolls cat hair right off...

[Rambis]

22. As a fellow Cub fan I'd chuck the jacket

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

23. Thankfully it wasn't your goat.

:evilgrin: