What kind of vehicle would Jesus drive?

[MrScorpio]

Well considering that he's a carpenter, who travels the back roads with a fairly large crew and also considering that he road an ass into Jerusalem (A sure sign that he's a utility kind of guy), I would say that Jesus' vehicle of choice is most definitely a Dodge Ram 3500 Mega Cab Dually with A 6.7L Cummins Turbo Diesel Engine.

http://image.truckinweb.com/f/15354038+w750+st0/0903trweb_135_z+tex_mex_2009_truck_show+dodge_ram_3500_mega_cab_dually.jpg

What do you think?

[FloridaJudy]

1. A large passenger van

Like the ones day care centers and churches use.

He'd need room for thirteen people - not to mention all those loaves and fishes!

It would be a Christler, of course!

[MrScorpio]

2. That would be my second choice nt

[HopeHoops]

3. A '73 Pacer - just to be different.

[NewJeffCT]

4. He'd borrow Shadowfax from Gandalf

[TheMightyFavog]

5. I always thought it would be an old piece of shit clunker.

Would fit.

[Bake]

6. He wouldn't drive at all ... and certainly not that monstrosity.

Dead dinosaurs were God's creatures, after all!

He'd probably take public transportation, or walk. Or ride a donkey. He'd do something to piss off the Establishment, just like 2,000 years ago.

:hi:

Bake

[rrneck]

7. The Good Book says

we're all supposed to go to him.

I don't think JC gets around much.

[Arugula Latte]

8. Something with Truck Nutz!

Definitely.

[mikeytherat]

9. "Back in the day with JC, we walked everywhere." - Rufus, the 13th apostle

mikey_the_rat

[Lucinda]

13. Smiles

Love that movie! Rock, rocked. Must watch again soon.

[RedCloud]

10. Roman chariot since "he" borrowed many things from Hercules.

[struggle4progress]

11. i was gonna go with some kinda monster truck with extrabright spotlights and a

turbobooster thingy and a really kickass sound system

but then jesus dropped by and said, no, he was still goin everywhere on foot

:shrug:

[Bucky]

12. ahem...

Yeeeeeeee-hawwwww!!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uaH4jhKhjao/TdyeC0ZK2kI/AAAAAAAAAFw/nah_o0YNhm4/s1600/General+Lee+In+Jumping.jpg

[onager]

14. The apostles carpooled in a Honda

According to Acts, they left "in one Accord."

And God had a vintage Plymouth. According to Genesis, he drove Adam and Eve from the garden in a Fury.

Not that I think any gods exist, motorized or otherwise, being an atheist and all...

[kayakjohnny]

18. That was a funny and creative reply!

Cheers.

:toast:

[nolabear]

22. HAHAHAHAHaaaaa!!! Beauty!

[WinkyDink]

15. But He wasn't a carpenter! when last seen, He was a 12-yr-old "teacher". Next thing we knew, He's

was a-riding a donkey coming home, age 33!

[krispos42]

16. He's a loner. He'd ride a Harley or something.

Not a fancy chopper or a crotch rocket, but something serviceable. 50 to 70 horsepower, maybe.

I don't know bike lingo, so I can't get any closer than that.

[handmade34]

17. ...

[Grantuspeace]

19. A chartreuse

V.W. Micro-bus. :)

[AllenVanAllen]

20. He'd drive a car like the Dude's

Except when assholes finally killed it, it would resurrect three days later.

[Capn Sunshine]

21. I think he'd borrow the Popes Ferrari

The Vatican has a big fleet of blingy cars. Yes, I know that's a Mondial and he's got an Enzo as well. This was the pic I found of the Popester at the factory

[MilesColtrane]

23. He'd drive a groovy VW microbus

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

24. The Dodge Ram is too much bling, but on the right track

He'd probably drive an old used Ford F100 pickup. His disciples can ride in the back. No crew cab for them.