What kind of golf club would Jesus drive?

[LynneSin]

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. Not a 1 iron...

"After he was struck by lightning at the 1975 Western Open, Lee Trevino was asked by a reporter what he would do if he were out on the course and it began to storm again. Trevino answered he would take out his 1 iron and point it to the sky, "because not even God can hit the 1-iron."

[onager]

2. Good ol' Catholic Supply Inc.

Thanks.

They have a full line of those "Jesus Sports Collection" figurines. Or to some of us, "Jesus Pederasty Collection" figurines.

[SCantiGOP]

3. the old National Lampoon

from the seventies did a parody of Sports Illustrated. I remember the cover was an blind umpire (dark glasses and a guide dog) standing behind home plate with the caption "The Call is Courage." In their 'Faces in Crowd' segment, where they highlight great achievements by amateurs around the country, they has a picture of a long-haired guy with a beard named J. Christ, and a notation that he had set a course record at a municipal golf course in New York by shooting an 18.