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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:38 PM Original message |
Help! My neighbor called the cops on me |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
1. Buy a walrus and |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:42 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Ever try to ask a walrus to do something? |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 06:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. LOL nt |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 07:16 PM Response to Reply #2 |
15. Threaten to steal its bucket. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. Lighten up, Francis. She's a dumbass. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
4. Eat less fish, change your deodorant and mouthwash, take something for the flatulence. |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 06:11 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. ... also, shave your mustache and ... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 06:17 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Bwahahahaha! |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
5. Does she have a BBQ pit of any kind. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
6. Just open the window at 3 am |
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whistler162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
7. Shave and a diet? |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
11. Send it to mediation... problem solved. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-11 06:44 AM Response to Reply #11 |
17. Ever try to teach a walrus to meditate? |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-11 08:14 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Well yes, but only once. The trick is finding a nice warm rock and few distractions. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
12. See a podiatrist. Now. |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
13. Maybe your neighbor is really nearsighted. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-11 06:07 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Every time I get anywhere near her house she sics her damn penguin on me |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-11 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
14. You need to get a hobby -- penguin-tickling, maybe? |
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blue neen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-11 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
19. Bogart her drugs. |
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