MFM really DID suck as a dancer, yet for much of his life... he was one dancin' fool. The secret?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[pacalo]

1. Awww...that's sweet.

[snagglepuss]

Gull doing the Hokey-Pokey.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I like that. Here's another of my favorite stories, so forgive me if you've seen it before.

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MiddleFingerMom really IS a horrifically uncoordinated "dancer". Fortunately, oh SO fortunately... that
awkwardness/lack of talent doesn't carry over to other areas of his physical coordination/"prowess".
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Damned GOOD thing.
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The now ex-MsMFM spent countless hours TRYING to teach MFM even the most basic of smooth dance
moves.
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Epic... nay... EPIC was her failure to do so.
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She eventually surrendered to the inevitable -- with this CHILLING statement: "Y'know, if I had seen
you DANCE first... we never EVER woulda fucked!!!"
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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[snagglepuss]

Oh for pete's sake are you telling me that no one ever taught you how to

put your left leg out and put your left leg out, put your left leg out and shake it all about? Never too late to learn. Master those steps and the world will be your oyster.

[snagglepuss]

4. dup. self delete

[snagglepuss]

2. dup.