Shakesbear in the park:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Lucinda]

1. LOVE LOVE LOVE

TY :)

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

2. I thought you said SnakeBear and wanted to see what the hell that was

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I'm not sure... but it's got a definite ATTITUDE.

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[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

5. That's great, ROFL

[alphafemale]

6. !

:wow:

:rofl:

Good one!

[idiotgardener]

3. Can you rework this so it is about toilet paper

and relates to those animated commercials of bears going in the woods?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. FEW people know this, but the Bard of Avon was actually part bear

It's true...just look at some of his original manuscripts. In "Othello," the part of Iago was originally written to be performed by a bear. WHAT? It's TRUE! Jeez, some people around here act like I make this stuff up.

:eyes:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. It's true! From Othello Act 3 Scene 3 (and, MFM's memory being what it is, paraphrased) :

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Iago:
O, beware, my lord, of dysentery;
It is the brown-ey'd monster, which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
Is it any wonder
That I do, in deed... shit in the woods.
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I think we should all thank Amerigo "Boo-Boo" Vespucci for this enlightenment today.
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