Lines (or scenes) from horror movies that let you know they were SCREWED.

[nolabear]

"Danny's not here Mrs. Torrance."

[Kaleva]

1. Whenever someone utters a long, loud piercing cry

[alphafemale]

2. When they're "too" happy.

A scene in a horror movie where everyone is happy and enjoying life.

You know that in about 5 seconds the shit fan will be full throttled.

[Kaleva]

3. People with a death wish are never the victim.

[nolabear]

5. And if you're a teen having sex you are DOOMED.

Because somebody likes teens screaming in their underwear, I guess.

[alphafemale]

6. lol. I think that was more of an '80's cliche.

And cannot for the life of me get into the sadism porn of Saw or Hostel genre.

Not the slightest bit scary at all.

[XemaSab]

4. In the movie Se7en

when they shine a black light on the wall and see "Help Me."

Actually, wait, scratch that.

The part where the cynical old cop who's about to retire is paired up with the cocky young rookie.

[blogslut]

7. "I got a bad feeling about this drop."

:hi:

[Ohio Joe]

8. First goddamn week of winter.

The Thing.

[Name removed]

9. Deleted message

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[Graybeard]

10. "Can I give you a lift home?" "No thanks, I think I'll walk."

And the walk home is always through deserted streets,empty parks or fog-shrouded Moors.

[nolabear]

11. It's such a long way; let's just take a shortcut through this graveyard.

[Archae]

12. "Scary intruder" making noise turns out to be a pet.

Then everyone relaxes.

[kayakjohnny]

13. "The call is coming from inside the house!"

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. "Blucher!"

[Mendocino]

15. The sleazy girl/horny guy

the nerd

the guy who wears a tuxedo t-shirt

somebodys cousin or big sister/brother

obnxious blonde guy

nosy neighbor

THEY ALL DIE!