My neighbor on one side has a snow leopard plush toy that she calls a penguin. My neighbor

[struggle4progress]

on the other side has covered his front steps with pickled herring to lure her penguin to his place so his invisible walrus can eat it. And the neighbors across the street have been digging a big barbeque pit to roast the walrus in their front yard

Life around here made a lot more sense before I stopped taking recreational drugs

[taterguy]

1. Lucky you. My HOA bans barbecue pits

They're not too fond of penguins and walruses either.