Favorite nicknames you've used for cars.

[HopeHoops]

Mine:
The Enterprise - white/fake wood grain '84 Colony Park wagon
The Bullet - silver '93 Sable wagon
The Walrus - flat maroon '73 Centurion
The Ick - Ugly-ass blue '88 Century
The Limo - '00 Montana (seats 8)

[rurallib]

1. piece of shit

dodge omni

[LibDemAlways]

14. Major POS - 73 Gremlin - Kept it 18 long months.

[Tikki]

2. My '89 Camaro was 'MISSY'...

she took me close to 200,000 miles.

I cried like a baby when we took her to the rust home.

She was the first automobile I bought with my own money.
I took very good care of her...she in turn took excellent care of me.

She looked a lot like this car...
Tikki

[MilesColtrane]

3. '72 Chevy Nova - Bertha

'78 Gran Torino - Husky and Starch

'85 Chevy Blazer - FuckPileofDouche

'91 Mazda Navajo - The War Wagon

'01 Nissan Pathfinder - The Flying Tomato

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. '74 Capri: "Babykins"

[HopeHoops]

5. I forgot two of them...

The Lemon - '76 LeMans
Vagrant - '65 Valiant

[Brother Buzz]

6. Miss Agnes, my electric blue 1936 Rolls Royce shabbily converted into a pickup

Oh wait, the Rolls was Travis McGee's, my Miss Agnes was a Mercury sedan.

[rrneck]

7. The antichrist.

For a '72 Monte Carlo.

Wonder Van because I always wondered if the goddamn thing would get me there.

[lg59kis]

8. POS

1995 Ford Taurus

[Tikki]

15. It's almost unbelievable that Ford still keeps that name..

going after all the cruddy years with that branding.

Tikki

[sakabatou]

9. The Crappers and their two brothers

White Crapper - White, Buick station wagon
Beige Crapper - Beige Buick
Blue Crapper - Blue Volvo station wagon
Black Crapper - Black Nissan Sentra
Green Crapper - Green Geo
Adam Corolla - Silver Toyota Corolla
James May - unknown make/model

And these are the cars we've had (in my lifetime).

[elleng]

10. Wanda the Honda; Greta the Jetta

[lunatica]

11. The Devilmobile. My car's license plate # is 5VVH666

5 very very hot 666. The name' a natural.

[LibDemAlways]

13. I'm a 666er too! Although on my mellow Acura TSX it looks out of place.

[Aristus]

12. My old 1982 silver-and-black Datsun ZX I nicknamed "The Silver Tyrant".

An inspiration I got from a William Blake poem, "The Grey Monk". Which is the nickname of my new car: a charcoal gray 2011 Acura TL.

[LibDemAlways]

16. My dad's old hulking Buick was known as TMO - The Mighty One - for

the letters on its license plate. He kept it way longer than he should have but miraculously unloaded it on a woman who "just needed a car," but bought herself a shitload of trouble. She never registered it and apparently abandoned it shortly thereafter.

[nolabear]

17. V'ger

It was a Voyager and the first Star Trek movie was out.

The Leviathan-GIANT Olds Stawag that the salesman swore was owned by a church and only used to take shut-ins to services. Was briefly used as a green house after it died on me.

Lars-Red Nissan Pathfinder that I lurved.

Indigo-'98 Audi A4, pretty blue, love like crazy, given to my son who loves it like crazy.

And I never have found a good name for my pretty pearl white Mini Cooper. Mini Pearl is just too-too.

[Taverner]

18. The BRAT - The Trar

[Lydia Leftcoast]

19. My first car: a very large 1969 Chevy Impala named "Impie Biggs" after

the counsel for the defense in a couple of Dorothy Sayers' Lord Peter Wimsey Mysteries.

I also had The Gray Ghost, a gray 1990 Dodge Spirit and The Tuna Can, a 1979 Dodge Omni.

[Rabblevox]

20. "The Enterprise" as well. 65' Pontiac Star Chief, 454, "push-button" shift...

except I labeled mine "NC-1699" on the trunk.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

21. The Pimpmobile.

1993 Sedan de Ville with dark blue fake ragtop and dark blue paint. Tinted windows.

Ol' Betsy - big sister's '73 rotary Mazda.

The Poofter - DH's '94 Sedan de Ville that is periwinkle colored. A poofter is a British word for powder puff.

Greenie Weenie - Green '94 Mazda four door. Was that very popular dark green.

[Major Nikon]

22. The car from hell

It was a late 70's blue pontiac sedan that my wife had at one time.

[meow2u3]

23. My favorites

The Mafia Staff Car: black '79 Lincoln Mark V
The Shrunken Hearse: Chrysler PT Cruiser
The Bubble Car: AMC Pacer

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

24. Mine:

Aluminum Pelican : 1980 Plymouth Volare
Harold the Hoopty Car (In homage to the *real* Harold the Hoopty Car) : 2007 Dodge Caliber