Peeling the feathers off ducks always gets me down.

[Electric Monk]

[XemaSab]

1. I plucked a goose last week

I was super careful to put all the feathers in a bag.

Then my dog got ahold of the bag. :D

[UndertheOcean]

2. huh , people still slaughter what they eat ?

[Electric Monk]

3. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.

[dimbear]

4. What's the main difference between an ancient duck joke and an old canard?

Of no importance, they still quack me up.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Try this ratio for better down: Duck, Duck, Goose.