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My best one of the day - (so far). I also do NOT feel well (doctor yesterday determined I have a sinus infection, AND a cold) - so my patience is wearing a little thin.
Anyway - on to the frustrating call. (please know this person has been an internet customer for 4 years, it's not someone that just signed up)
Customer: Hello, I'm having trouble with my internet.
Me: What kind of trouble are you having, sir?
Customer: It just says "page cannot be displayed"
Me: (while checking the log file to make sure what I was saying was indeed correct) That is because you have not dialed up and connected to the internet. You must connect to the internet before you may view webpages.
Customer: How do I do that?
Me: Do you have a shortcut to your dial up connection on your desktop?
Customer: ...
Me: On your desktop, do you see an icon that says something like - shortcut to xyz's dial up account?
Customer: All I can see is "page cannot be displayed"
Me: Sir, you must close that window, the desktop is behind it.
Customer: I can't.
Me: You can't? What do you mean you can't?
Customer: It won't go away.
Me: Try clicking the little "x" in the top right hand corner of the window.
Customer: I did.
Me: What happened?
Customer: Nothing.
Me: Nothing? Is your computer frozen? What happens when you click the "start" button - does that come up?
Customer: Yes.
Me: Okay, so your computer is not frozen. How about the "minus" in the top right hand corner? Can you click that? We need to get behind this window so we can see your desktop.
Customer: Nope.
Me: ...
Customer: Oh wait! Nevermind - here it is!
Me: (stops banging head on desk) Okay, on your desktop do you see an icon called something like "shortcut to xyz's dial up account?"
Customer: ...
Me: It may be called shortcut to XYZ Internet instead - I'm not really sure what you have it called on your computer, but it will probably be like the 2 things I mentioned.
Customer: ...
Me: ...?
Customer: Oh, yes. There it is, I found it.
Me: Okay sir. Doubleclick that icon. You will see the dial up box open, and there you click "Connect" to begin the dialing up process. Are you on the same phone line that the computer is on?
Customer: (as I hear the computer try to engage the phone line) Yes.
Me: Sir, you cannot dial up while we are on the phone. When we hang up, click "connect" and after your computer dials up double click the "netscape communicator" icon on your desktop.
Customer: It says "Page cannot be displayed"
Me: Sir, that is because you are not connected to the internet. You must dial up and connect to the internet first to view webpages. You will be unable to do this until we get off the phone.
Customer: It says "a connection could not be established. No dial tone"
Me: That is because we are on the phone. You must hang up the phone before you will be able to dial up.
Customer: Okay.
Me: Okay, so we will hang up now, and as soon as we do you will double click on "shortcut to xyz's dial up" and wait for it to dial up and connect. Once it does, you will double click on Netscape and be online.
Customer: What?
Me: When we hang up, click "connect" and after your computer dials up double click the "netscape communicator" icon on your desktop.
Customer ...?
Me: First, you will need to click on "shortcut to dial up", then click on "netscape commmunicator".
Customer: I never had to do that before.
Me: I understand that, sir. Unfortunately, this is a common issue w/ Windows. Sometimes the autodial functionality just stops working and there's not much that can be done about it. You will now have to click on 2 icons to get online and open your browser.
Customer: Maybe I ought to stop by the office for written instructions.
Me: I see no need for that, sir. You simply have to double click on "shortcut to xyz", dial it up, then click on "netscape communicater." That's all there is to it. Just those 2 things, that's it.
Customer: ...? ... ... ... ... ...
Me: Alright, sir. If it would make you more comfortable I will write down on paper those 2 things you need to click on, and you can drive all the way over here to pick it up.
Customer: Yes, thank you. I think that's what I'd better do.
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*still banging head on desk over that one
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