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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 06:58 PM Original message |
Hey, Conservative Underground!!! |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
1. They won't mention you |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:02 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. It's not that I want them to mention me... |
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arcane1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:03 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. that's because we have lives |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. That's also because the men on this board can get erections |
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arcane1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:52 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. and not only that |
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Qanisqineq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
5. I want to be on their top 10 idiot list |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:27 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I usually don't talk politics on DU. |
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Van Helsing (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
7. I wanna be mentioned over there... |
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citizen snips (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. They are more obsessed with us then Freak Republic. |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
10. Thats the cheapest rip-off site I've ever seen |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
11. and for the record |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:49 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Hell, I got terrorists living in my basement |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:50 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Hell, I got terrorists training in ~my~ basement! |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:53 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. We should keep this on the down-low |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:53 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. HEY ASSHOLE!! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:54 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Try talking into the mic! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:55 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. i reserve that only for Osama |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:56 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Osama says hi...he'd come to the keyboard himself, but he's |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:57 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. he already came on mine |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:57 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. I just went downstairs and asked, and he said that |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:58 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. fuck the flight simulator! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:59 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. amateur, mine's the Ginsu variety |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:00 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. FUCK YOU |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:06 PM Response to Reply #25 |
32. wait, 9 trillion dollars? I'll bet we can hire underpants and Skittles |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:09 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. depends. you willing to be a martyr for MATCOM? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:15 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. I am ready to sacrifice to my new Savior and Lord matcom |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:24 PM Response to Reply #38 |
43. Praise be INDEED! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:29 PM Response to Reply #43 |
49. Oh Master of the spread virginal clam chowder |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:33 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. alas, it is THEIR tongue who shall arrive in 'my kingdom' |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:37 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. Oh precious, deviant, seductive matcom, with the |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:39 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Allah will select your bung as well as your 'verbal contract' |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:50 PM Response to Reply #55 |
62. Do they have Glenfiddich? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:53 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. i offer you a 'carpet of gold' or a 'carpet of bombs' |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:56 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. What about scratch off tickets? |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:01 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Hey, your explosive tennis shoes will help you stand on that wing. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:02 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. you forgot your BIC lighter loser |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:04 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Bics are for sissies! Use a ZIPPO!! Windproof! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:05 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Zippo spelled backwards is Oppiz |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:07 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. FUCK YOU for even SAYING that word! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:10 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. OPPIZ IS NOT SPIT-PROOF!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:12 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Ashid was always one falafel short of a combination plate anyway! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:17 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Ashid never learned the ways of the early-bird special |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:22 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Ashid also never learned the ways of the white patent belt and |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:25 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. MUSLIM TERRORIST CARBOMB THROUGH ASHID'S FRONT DOOR!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:28 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. Who could live up to Ravi's example? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:43 PM Response to Reply #48 |
57. There once was a man from Nantucket |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:44 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Let me get my prayer mat. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:47 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. can it not be North? Or South? |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:52 PM Response to Reply #60 |
63. Those are decadent tools of capitalism!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
14. An army of one? Pshaw!!! I'm a sleeper cell of one! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:00 PM Response to Reply #14 |
24. You sleep without yourself? You are unclean my brother |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:02 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. I wish to be a martyr for Allah!! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:04 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. then be sure to strap your gymsock around your dynamite belt |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:08 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. I shall be the cause of future virgin births! |
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shugah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:20 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. you guys are sick and twisted |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:21 PM Response to Reply #34 |
41. High speed immaculate conception, I like this idea. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:25 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. But that would be so unclean! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:26 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. You do shave your bits don't you? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:28 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. judge for yourself brother |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:30 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. If that isn't a true 'Murkan just wanting to cross the border for |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:29 PM Response to Reply #46 |
50. Manscaping only... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:38 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. Dude, you are ~so~ out of the club |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:40 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. My hands...they are not as steady as they once were... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:46 PM Response to Reply #56 |
59. Ahh brother, I forgot that I only left you with a bandsaw |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:47 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. None of those 4 blade razors! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:53 PM Response to Reply #61 |
65. No, the real tools of Satan are made just south of I93 in Boston |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 09:56 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. But which Mach 3? There are so many choices! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. You must be proficient in all three BROTHER!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:02 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. But, but, but...I must shave the entire area? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:05 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. You shave what the Sit n Spin dicktates! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:06 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Ahhhh...the HOLY Sit and Spin! |
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LTR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
72. "Wannabe Underground" |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
73. Well, you know what they say |
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LTR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:35 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. 'Mature'? Yeah, right! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-09-04 10:44 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. They have no imagination |
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