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Edited on Sat Aug-07-04 07:54 AM by Nay
wallet as possible. Like so:
1. Advertise the hell out of all junk foods -- candy, pizza, McDonald's, etc. -- and make sure the ads and food are in every school, on every streetcorner, so that even little kids are not exempt from the barrage. This makes the stuff overwhelmingly attractive, so that even Mom's cooking is boring in comparison. Extract a ton of money this way.A corollary to this is to make Mom work all day, so she really doesn't feel like doing a second shift at home, and encourage Dad to consider cooking "girlie-man" stuff that he should have no responsibility for, even tho Mom has worked 45 hours that week, too.
2. Then, make sure that the culture has an unnaturally thin body standard for its members, and play with their heads by showing Sex in the City women eating like pigs and remaining stick-thin. This props up the billion-dollar diet industry and the clothing industry, which gladly sells you diets, diet food and pills, and clothing of several different sizes.
3. As you get older, as noted above, some fat-related diseases kick in. This has the effect of extracting more money for medical treatment, and also has the added benefit of killing you off early so they can take your retirement and SS money too.
4. Note that all through this miserable, shortened, guilty life of yours, the powers that be still get to extract a full day's (or more) work from you whether you are fit or fat. They will still complain that you, the fattie, are costing more money in illness than you should, but it's nothing compared to what they have extracted from you. So, they get the benefit of your work, your money, and then are rid of you when you are no longer useful.
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