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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 01:57 PM
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On Fox they're discussing whether Kerry or * has a nicer shaped
head. They're showing computer animations of Kerry and Bush bald. Fox really is a bunch of nuts sitting around gabbing.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:01 PM
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1. ! eom
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:01 PM
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2. Are you fucking kidding me??????
This is even worse than "Who would you want to have a BBQ with?"
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:02 PM
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3. We're in the Twilight Zone
I'll take your word for it, but it sounds insane that this actually happened on the "news".

Next they'll be speculating on the candidates penis size. "We have determined that the President has a giant, patriotic American penis, while Kerry appears to have a very small, French-like penis, and therefore is unfit to hold the office of President".
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:14 PM
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9. ROFLMAO!
And I wouldn't be too surprised if someone at the Bush Cabal Propaganda Channel-oops, I meant Fox-is actually thinking of a way to do that.

I'll never forget a promo for one of their segments: "Is Kerry attempting to mess up the economy to make his election chances better?" I simply could not believe what I was seeing and hearing. THAT was when I knew for sure what Fox really was and what it's really up to.
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 10:24 PM
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15. * has small hands with little stubby fingers
…you can draw your own conclusions, but he probably shops for underwear in the boys' dept.
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:03 PM
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4. How about which one looks better behind JFK's desk.
We'll see in January.

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RodneyCK2 Donating Member (813 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:03 PM
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5. I don't get it..even David Letterman makes fun..
of Kerry's head all the time. Granted, some of it is funny, but what is the big fixation with heads?

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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:08 PM
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6. Can the "Boxers or briefs" question be far behind ?
Edited on Sat Aug-07-04 02:10 PM by JohnnyRingo
It'll be a Fox Dynamic poll™

"51% of registered voters would trust a president that wears boxers."

"The number drops to 45% if the president "soils" them while reading with grade schoolers."
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:11 PM
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7. Who gives a damn what the shape of their heads are like, the ONLY
thing that matters is whether or not the damn thing has a working organ between the ears. Kerry does, bush* doesn't.
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:11 PM
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8. Hehehe...
That's an easy comparison.

One head is empty, while the other has a functioning brain in it.

I'm sure that somehow influences the shape of the head, aren't you?

:D
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:45 PM
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10. Bwaaa ha ha! How could anyone have passed THAT crack up!
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 08:53 PM
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14. And let's not forget
Bush's is up his ass most of the time.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 03:46 PM
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11. You lie!!!!
:wtf:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 05:26 PM
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12. which head?
I hear FAUX has been known to show the occasional privat part on TV. :o
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 08:36 PM
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13. Wow, talk about being OUT OF MATERIAL.
I think I'd almost rather see O'Reilly's head veins bulge as he cuts someone's microphone.
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