http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-morrison18aug18.story It's Big, It's Thirsty, It's the Hummer -- an American Excess Story
Patt Morrison
August 18, 2004
On the very day last week that the price of a barrel of crude oil was higher than it has ever been in the history of crude oil barrels, I was — choose one:
(a) Bankrolling terrorism.
(b) Exercising my God-given American right to make free choices, even moronic ones.
(c) Raping the planet.
(d) Being a road hog.
(e) All of the above.
The answer is (e). I was driving an H2 — junior heir of the original war-wagon Humvee. California, naturally, has more Hummers than any other state — more than 3,000, and that was before Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Hummer's designated driver, ran for governor and even more guys ran out to imitate him.<snip>
The Hummer doesn't have to play by the other guys' rules because it's so heavy that it falls into a category meant for big equipment for farmers and such. A condo-dwelling salesman buying a 3-ton-plus Hummer for his job can get a tax credit up to $100,000. (A hybrid-car purchaser like me gets $1,500.) In the same incredible-hulk tax-credit category are those other well-known pieces of farm equipment, the Cadillac Escalade, Chevrolet Suburban and Lincoln Navigator.
Any wheeled behemoth over 4.5 tons — the "gross vehicle weight rating" of the H2 — is exempt from pollution emissions, another perk meant for heavy machinery. Its very size lets it dodge the gas-guzzler tax on sedans half its size and twice its mpg.
And because it doesn't have to post its mpg numbers, you have to rent one to do the math. Mine got, at a stretch, maybe 10 miles per gallon on roads and freeways, without running the AC. <snip>