FoxNews: Priest beats up would-be robbers.

[FatSlob]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,123689,00.html

As a Catholic, I must say, "I love it. Kick some ass, Father!"

[Wickerman]

1. Too bad the Fathers didn't have a gun

then they could have killed the perp and had a lengthy trial that would've bankrupted the diocese. I mean, you simply can't protect yourself or your castle without a weapon (rod, heater, thunderstick, glock, gat, nina, piece, throwdown, what have you).

Must have been divine intervention.

[TX-RAT]

3. You forgot ..Roscoe

[Wickerman]

4. No, its right here

patting side, where its concealed in my custom made holster.

Right I did, good catch. Geeez, she would've felt so insecure... LOL

[noahmijo]

2. Back east most priests grew up in the

"old" neighborhood. What are these morons thinking when they jump a guy who may be wearing a priest garb, but look like they'd have a boxing lesson or two?

I love these stories like this and the one where in south Philly Catholic schoolgirls beat the crap out of a flasher who was harassing them.

[Wickerman]

5. there as a flasher that got pummeled by school girls on ER last night

might have been the inspiration.