So What Are Gun Groups Up To Today?

[MrBenchley]

Well, the NRA's Institute for Legislative Action has its front page almoist completely devoted to attacks on John Kerry and John Edwards...as well as a fawning interview with scummy Interior Secretary Gale "The South should have won" Norton....

And over at the klavern folks call GOA, Larry Pratt and his borther are pissing and moaning about Barack Obama, and include a fine amateur wingnut essay against John Kerry from Opinion Journal, the right wing's most pathetic website...

[turnkey]

1. At least you're keeping up on the issues...

in this election year. It's good to be well informed. :)

[MrBenchley]

2. I know the pro gun groups are slime

and where John Kerry stands...

Funny, you'd think if, there were all those millions of gun-toting liberals out there that our RKBAers say there are, you'd find them doing something besides posting ignorant right wing talking points and slandering Democrats here, wouldn't you?

But then nothing about the RKBA creed is remotely honest...or liberal.

[turnkey]

3. Your opinion is well documented...

I just don't happen to agree with much of it...but that's OK too.

[MrBenchley]

4. Boy, our RKBAers sure are tolerant...

except when actual liberal or Democratic positions are mentioned aloud.

[enfield collector]

5. they're mostly just counting down till sept 14 and chilling the

champagne. magnum bottles of course.

[MrBenchley]

6. Yup...right wing shitheels all over the intenet

are pissing their pants over getting their sweaty shaky hands on those assault weapons.

What a scummy bunch of thugs.

[enfield collector]

7. I've got a fixed folding stock to unpin on my AK47 clone. it should

be much more deadly after I do that.


after sept 14th of course.

[MrBenchley]

8. And the NRA will still be right wing pieces of shit...

But it must make you mighty proud to have Alan Keyes on your side....

[turnkey]

9. He has his good points...

Albeit I don't necessarily agree with everything he espouses.

[MrBenchley]

10. Well, you're welcome to the scummy little thug...

[Vladimir]

20. His unelectability is his best point by many a mile n/t

[MrBenchley]

26. One of our trigger-happy chums cheering for Alan Keyes

Revealing, isn't it?

[MrBenchley]

11. Interesting, isn't it?

Not a single "pro-gun democrat" seems in the least bothered by scurrilous attacks on Democrats in any discernable way. Hell, as you can see, some of them are even CHEERING ALONG!

[FeebMaster]

12. Well, I'm still scratching my head over

trying to figure out how pointing out how Kerry has voted on gun bills is attacking him.

[MrBenchley]

13. Keep on scratching, feeb.....

I'm sure it will come to you eventually...

[FeebMaster]

15. I doubt it. (nt)

[MrBenchley]

16. Scratch harder....

[FeebMaster]

17. Why?

[MrBenchley]

22. Because clearly you aren't scratching hard enough

Either that, or you're just dishonestly trying to pretend the NRA isn't peddling right wing horseshit...and I can't imagine why anyone would even try to do that....or how anybody could be dumb enough to think anyone else would fall for that.

[FeebMaster]

24. Well it seems a waste of time

since all gun owners are racists who will probably vote for George Bush anyway.

[MrBenchley]

33. Which of your posts isn't a waste of time, feeb?

There must be one...

[FeebMaster]

36. I guess it's a matter of opinion.

I'd think all of you gun control supporters might appreciate my explanations on how to get all the gun control you want passed.

[turnkey]

14. Good point!...It is afterall, public record! n/t

[MrBenchley]

19. So tell us about the voting record, turnkey....

What's wrong with it? I sure as shit don't see anything wrong there...but then I'm not a right wing fuckwit....

[turnkey]

21. You strike me as a fairly intelligent fellow...

I'm sure that you will understand why a pro-gun voter might be just a tad concerned with the good Senators historical stand.

[MrBenchley]

25. That's why I don't fall for any of this RKBA horseshit....

But feel free to tell us more....why would anybody considering themselves a liberal or a progressive be concerned with Kerry's voting record?

[turnkey]

27. As you have stated above...

Scratch a little harder...you'll figure it out. ;)

[MrBenchley]

32. Gee, so you can't say what you mean and I can....

and I say there's not a goddamn thing wrong with Kerry's voting record.

[Fescue4u]

39. SO that makes you...

"but then I'm not a right wing fuckwit...."

A left wing fuckwit?

[MrBenchley]

42. Nope....

But it sure tells us what the folks criticizing Kerry over there are....

So tell us fescue...why do you suppose so many of our "pro gun democrats" don't seem in the least upset by this crap?

[Fescue4u]

52. Why?

Dunno. Perhaps we should ask.

[MrBenchley]

56. Feel free to ask, fescue....

I'm sure the results will be...entertaining.

[MrBenchley]

18. So you took a look at the NRA's little online klavern, feeb....

but failed to mention the crap about Kerry "exploting the nation's wounds over Viet Nam." Or the idiotic attack on John Edwards....

Guess you better keep scratching.

[FeebMaster]

23. Huh?

I went to the www.nraila.org and saw some mention of Kerry's voting record on guns and something about "Help Shoot Down the Clinton Gun Ban." I didn't see anything about "exploiting the nation's wounds over Viet Nam" and the only mention of Edwards was a link where they appear to be talking about Edwards' voting record on guns although I didn't read all of it because I don't care.

[Vladimir]

28. All 3 'In the news' pieces

are anti-Kerry editorials.

[MrBenchley]

29. See, feeb only looks at what suits his silliness

for whatever bizarre reason he does stuff...

[FeebMaster]

31. Well, I sure love reading the NRA's website.

I don't know how I missed all of those attacks on Kerry.

[MrBenchley]

34. I don't know how you missed them either....

unless you were deliberately trying to give the impression that the NRA wasn't attacking Kerry....and I can't imagine even you thought anyone would buy that whopper.

[FeebMaster]

38. Well

I hadn't even scrolled down far enough the first time I went to the NRA's website. I'm not big on reading what the NRA has to say, after all. They support too much gun control for my tastes.

[FeebMaster]

30. Oh, of course.

Media-Ready Crib Sheet
8/26/2004
Kerry`s Lost Opportunity
8/26/2004
Heroes Don`t Shout
8/26/2004

Isn't it obvious from the titles? Clearly I should have read every single link on the page.

[MrBenchley]

35. "Isn't it obvious from the titles?"

Yeah....it is. Unless you want to pretend that someone could look at a link called "Kerry's lost opportunity" and not realize it was John Kerry, the Democratic nominee, that the link was talking about. You know, the war hero whose record is under attack by right wing pieces of shit in articles with titles like "Heroes Don't Shout."

Maybe you thought it was an article about the town of Kerry in County Tralee? Naw, nobody could be that stupid.

[FeebMaster]

37. Kerry's Lost Opportunity

Clearly an attack on Kerry and his war record. Heroes Don't Shout, why you don't even have to read it to know that it's about Kerry.

[thomas82]

57. what Senator Kerry

Should do is say Pres Bush supports the AW ban,then say: I as an American promise to quit punishing law abiding gun owners and will not allow another worthless AW ban. I think this would ensure him a landslide victory in November because finally Democrats will not be seen as potential gun grabbers.
Tom

[Vladimir]

40. Only providing information n/t

[MrBenchley]

41. Information is kryptonite to feeb

[FeebMaster]

43. Sure it is.

"Information is kryptonite to feeb"

I guess that explains why all these gun control supporters will read every link on the NRA website but haven't read a single federal gun law and happily ignore explanations on how to get as much gun control as they want. It's because information is kryptonite to me.

[MrBenchley]

44. Yeah, it is, feeb....

"happily ignore explanations on how to get as much gun control as they want"
A wise person considers the source....and can discern the difference between explanations and idiotic fantasies.

[FeebMaster]

45. It's hard to consider the source

when you haven't bothered to read the laws the source is discussing. Best to dismiss it out of hand and go read the NRA website. lol

[MrBenchley]

46. No, it's easy to dismiss the source

when you see the other silly things they say.....

[FeebMaster]

47. Hahah. You said it. (nt)

[MrBenchley]

48. And thus feeb moaning and crying because no one listens to him....

[FeebMaster]

49. Who's crying?

If the gun control supporters follow my advice, guns will be banned. I certainly don't want that. I am in tears over the whole reading every article on the NRA website thing though. Truly hilarious.

[MrBenchley]

50. Who indeed....

"If the gun control supporters follow my advice, guns will be banned."
And then flying monkeys will come out of Dick Cheney's doughy ass....

[FeebMaster]

51. Uh huh.

"If the gun control supporters follow my advice, guns will be banned."
And then flying monkeys will come out of Dick Cheney's doughy ass....


Fortunately the gun grabbers are an incompetent bunch. They can't even get the AWB renewed. Fifteen years wasted on the dumbest gun control law you can imagine.

[MrBenchley]

53. Yeah, guess we'll just forego your "advice"

and wonder why somebody would try to pretend the NRA wasn't slandering Kerry when it clearly was...

[FeebMaster]

55. Whatever you think is best. (nt)

[MrBenchley]

54. And it's stil noticeable

there's not a single "pro gun democrat" who seems in the least upset that these two groups are slandering their candidates.

Telling, isn't it?